welcome one and all - friends and family of madzionist.
my apologies to any i missed in sending out invites.
as many of you know, madze is solely responsible for keeping a few of us moonbat fighter pilot orphans together after mbc shoved us out of the nest. we didn't know where else to go so landed on his cyber doorstep. he hasn't been able to get rid of us since.
in the last year plus we've seen babygirl-z turn one and had the pleasure of being in on the birth of bargholz the younger who is coming up on HIS first birthday!
we teased madze as to when he and mama z would have another -- i believe it was kuhnkat who recommended they practice several times a day...must've worked as a new babyboy-z is due within the month.
i could not be more excited for the madzionist family if it were my own. the succeeding short posts are for your participatory pleasure - take part in one or all. thank you for attending and remember - THIS IS A BYOBEER EVENT!
p.s. - i had hired a circus clown, but i think he may be a little late - something about being like a head with its chicken cut off!
61 comments:
Goodness, Nanc, you must have been planning this from before I said it was a great idea! I'll bet you were up half the night getting this ready, terrific!
Congratulations Z's! One of each, wonderful!
yes, i had been planning on this almost a week before you mentioned it - talk about a goocher! when you said that over at madze's i almost lost my coffee...
Great minds work alike, or a little bird spoke to both of us!
tmw
Thanks, nanc. You are the best.
New babies are the best! Congrats to the Z family!
thank you madze - brooke's right - what could be better than a new life?
It's getting late here, and the meds plus wine are kicking in.
I'll check back in tomorrow. I don't want to miss this event!
i guess aow had her refreshments BEFORE she got here...
MZ, congratulations and Mazel Tov! And Nanc, this whole cypber baby shower was an excellent idea.
thanks, zelda - i don't know if it's been done before, but i think it would be a great thing for families and friends who live far apart to do.
The concept of Baby Showers doesnt make sense.
Babies take baths. They dont start taking showers until they are older.
Have a happy Baby Bath!!!!!!!!!
(ummm...this phrase isnt exactly catching on...)
A cyber baby shower is a creative idea. We have seen all types of other creative ideas why not.
Beakerambo could not make this cameo because MZ has him out autographing lunch boxes. MZ has his priorities in order. Take care of the wife and kids first and keep Beakerambo making minimum wage.
then the two single guys come in and try to rain on the shower~!
MZ and family - Mazel Tov!! Wishing you all the best with the new baby!!
We are not raining on anyone's parade, we are just livening the conversation a bit...
Nanc,
i guess aow had her refreshments BEFORE she got here...
Meds at 6:45 and wine at 7:30. EDT, P.M.
Tomorrow, I add an A.M. dose of meds. No wine in the A.M., of course.
I may be wacko once that double dose starts. Uh, wackier than I am now.
Congrats to MZ and Mrs. MZ. May your baby be robust and healthy!
my congrats to the z family - although I haven't a clue as to what's going on here.
madz - congrats and may I suggest that when they are younger they are much easier to deal with...
Are you planning anymore?
If not I have some suggestions on what not to do when you get your vasectomy.
Here's an example:
1. Wait a little while (a week or more) prior to the wife talking you into going horse back riding.
EB- Ooooooh! Ouch!
tmw
Congratulations Z. A great idea nanc.
i had hired a circus clown, but i think he may be a little late - something about being like a head with its chicken cut off!
Hey! I resemble that remark!
Congratulations MZ on the new addition! So it's a boy? Well done. I've got one of each and until babies come we never really know what love is. They have your heart right in the palm of their tiny hands...Sorry for rambling, Mazel Tov!
Morgan
Congratulations to Mr. & Mrs. Madze and all the the Madze Wunderkind.
JOHN BROWN ALERT!!!!!!!!!!
He has just commented on my site
It was intercepted.
Prepare for Moderation.
yup! i'm for it, warren.
Sorry, Beak. That may be my fault for dropping one on LoBrow's blog when I saw that his blog hadn't been updated since mid September and that Gert had posted there.
I must commend you on your ability to distract whole swaths of the leftist sock puppet army.
I saw Mr Beamish
Obviously Greg thinks this is funny. He is well aware of the nuts we face.
Congrats
I smell baby powder covering up "something"......
I do !
..oh, thats me, nevermind.
3 weeks from tomorrow is d-day. Mrs. Z is in the home stretch and ready to pop out the baby, already.
of course she is - most women are ready much sooner!
i'm marking my calendar, but just know - the second one comes when they come.
but just know - the second one comes when they come.
Do you mean to say the baby decides when it's delivered?
Don't they all come when they come?
Help me nanc.
oops! i meant to say and have said so to madze - the second is up in the air as to the due date. the first is usually late.
that sounded dumb too - i must be giddy from the news! it's everywhere!
you know I love you nanc? I was just giving you a hard time. NOW give me may storm door!
"my" not "may"
and i still say, "come and get it!"
EB, would you settle for a bag of trail mix?
It's in almost perfect condition. Only the bag and the Macadamian nuts are missing.
oh, what the hell - i'll throw in a sturdy ziploc AND an entire can of macadamia nuts!
Bwahahahahahaha!
Only this crew!
How 'bout some peegs?
tmw
oh, sorry - i thought warren said "MACEDONIAN" nutz - no can do!
I'll consult with my lawyer the famous Jackie Chiles and get back to you. This settlement does sound promising.
"Macedonian nutz?"... Please. Your Phillipics are making me somewhat uncomfortable, nanc. You don't happen to come from Cicero, do you?.
Although now that you mention it, a guy like Alexander who really WAS Great wouldn't have to change his last name to the Great, would he?
So you might be on to something.... and you've also given me an idea. Just like Marvin Hagler changed his first name to Marvellous just to hear Howard Cosell always have to "compliment" him, I think I'll change my last name to "the Great". That way, when Mrs. Farmer off-handedly remarks just how great I performed the previoous evenning **never happens**, I can say with a straight face not only that I was "Great" every night, but that so was she!
because HER last name will be THE GREAT also!
he ran into the knife 10 times! i love that!
or how about this:
"i didn't hit her - i was just cleaning my fist and it accidentally went off!"?
I think I might choose to have Bubba as a cellmate, if you were the alternative...
why, nanc would NEVER hurt the farmer...
Thanks nanc, but I don't carry much accident insurance...
And besides, I've learned to never trust a pot-head. They are very de-evolutionary.
btw- You do look Marvellous!
thank you, farmer. and so do you.
FJ, they always say that they would NEVER hurt you. Give her time but not your checkbook.
...and try and steer clear of the New Grub Street.... ;-)
My late was watching me change our son one afternoon. He had taken a shower and gotten himself a pepsi on ice. He was about 4 ft. behind me when, whoosh, right across his clean shirt and chest and into the pepsi! Bullseye! My son wants to go into the Marines, I think he will do well at shooting!
tmw
j.b. - you may say anything you want at longrange - if i haven't been offended by whatever you've said until now, i doubt it will ever happen - besides, you are a very good friend to this community. and with two little ones of your own probably both still in diapers!
funny thing - our son ALWAYS peed into his diaper!
i do remember, however, that if when he was a toddler and had to go pee - we would have to remove him from the tub - my husband taught him how to "water" a valencia orange tree in our back yard - for some strange reason, those were the best juice oranges...ugh!
tmw - i've heard tell of these stories.
we're at band competition today - the kidz schools are hosting so we had to work the gates and concession stand - taking a break right now - i seem to have lost nancpop though...
oops! when bathing!
my wife says I'm still a good shot. Got three kids to prove it.
I just wonder how they ended up with blonde hair.
well I'm not brunette
then you stand to become extinct! AHA! i win again!
I got brown hair.
ah-oh...
well thanks jeff - you are a sweetheart. as you know i wish i had a houseful of sons and if i had it to do over, would do just that!
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