Monday, October 16, 2006

logical? you tell me

for the umpteenth time in the last month, i've read articles pertaining to some grand mullah, or some other lowly muzzie talking head, calling for muslims to leave the u.s. as they are about to attack us AGAIN.

two things that do not compute:

why aren't they getting the hell out?

why would they want to nuke a country, thus making it uninhabitable, they plan to take over?

if they would ONLY start leaving in droves, perhaps then i would take them seriously.

161 comments:

Mr. Ducky said...

Nuke a country and make it uninhabitable?

Damn, nothing beats you Goober republic folks for sheer paranoia. What a maroon.

nanc said...

and there you have example #1 in our clown contest. plucky? they need you down in the center ring.

Freedomnow said...

Ducky the word you are looking for is moron, moron!!!!!

Please tell us more about how there is no terrorist threat.

Then tell us how America is less safe.

The contradiction of leftwing activism knows no bounds.

nanc said...

fern, plucky is rightly upset - he just found out the jewels in his tiara are really cubic zirconia. have a little sympathy.

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

The American people know how to take care of themselves.

Let another terrorist attack come, and I guarantee there will be neither mosque nor Muslim on America soil the next day.

nanc said...

what about the other 40% who CLAIM to be american? oh nevermind - they don't like to be armed - my terrible!

carry on.

Farmer John said...

tiara? Or marble bag?

nanc said...

OH MY!

Anonymous said...

I'm a prophet of sorts. I know crystal balls when I see 'em.

-Tiresias

nanc said...

before or after you see'em? that will determine whether or not you are truly a prophet.

Anonymous said...

I'm blind. Does that answer your question?

-Tiresias

The Merry Widow said...

If he's not, take plucky's cubic zirconiums and stone him to death!
I'm sure plucky wouldn't mind going O.T. on him, ooops, that means plucky gets stoned too! my bad

tmw

Gayle said...

Hi Nanc! You people are giving ducky way to much credit... Cubic Zirconians? Marbles? LOL! Jello is more like it.

The Mullahs have this grand plan. It is to lie to us consistantly with false threats so that we become complacent and listen to nothing that they say. Then, when they are really serious, we will ignore them and "bammo!" They are not as stupid as we give them credit for.

nanc said...

gayle - i'll never go to sleep where islam is concerned - i do, however feel our leftist bedpartners are going to be a hindrance when the time comes to buck up.

The Merry Widow said...

Well Nanc, if they get in the way of our guns, in one of their "flower child" throwing themselves in front of us...we'll just have to shoot through the soft tissue to kill the terrorists! 2 birds with one bullet.

tmw

nanc said...

i have a feeling quite a few will "lose their heads" before it's all over!

The Merry Widow said...

And I will agree on that! I told MadZ that after this baby, I was praying that MamaZ has a yearning for Israel. This country is rapidly going to a place G*D can't bless. I've already told Beaker that his not getting the government job may be a blessing in disguise. And he might want to think of making aliyah as well! Jingoist is next!

tmw

nanc said...

if mama z's parents make aliyah, i'm sure the entire madze family will follow.

i heard the lee greenwood "G-d bless the u.s.a." this weekend and could not help believe collectively we do not deserve one single blessing. sad but true.

The Merry Widow said...

We haven't deserved any blessings for a long time, G*D has been patient for longer than we deserve! We Christians will have no escape, except for one! And we don't deserve that either!

tmw

nanc said...

we don't deserve them, but i'll still keep counting mine!

nanc said...

wait a doggone minute! i can't count that high!

Elmer's Brother said...

ducky doesn't have any stones...cubit zirconium or otherwise

Kathy said...

Hi Nanc.. Just popped in to say hello....And..to tell you something that I have suspected for some time now...

You are one BIG SOFTY.

Yes ,I've read your caring posts over aT AOW'S.(very sad about her much loved cat)

Hmmm.. pkak pkak indeed!!

You ain't foolin' me Nanc (old) mate!!!

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

America rising up and slaying its leftist parasites will indeed be a tragedy.

For one thing, it will probably come so fast no one will think to film it for entertaining highlight reels later.

nanc said...

TAKE IT BACK, KATHY! >^,,^<

nanc said...

oh, that's where you're wrong, beamish - i keep all cameras loaded for bear!

The Merry Widow said...

Nanc- Your mask keeps slipping, aren't you tired of trying to keep it tied?

tmw

nanc said...

TAKE IT BACK, TMW! >^**^< !!!

Elmer's Brother said...

masquerade party? Why wasn't I invited?

JINGOIST said...

Nanc what a shame it would be if the Muzzies started going home to the miserable countries they came from.

Also I read the give and take at another site from tonight. There are certain among my tribe that don't appreciate Christian Zionists nearly as much as I or the Mad Zionist do. Radicals come in all stripes and I wanted to let you know that I love and respect you good Christians!

Morgan

Elmer's Brother said...

there is a difference being a radical for Christ.

Robert Bayn said...

Maybe a nuke isn't a bad thing, especally if we can get the nuke to go off where they all are?

nanc said...

elbro - you have a standing invitation to ALL costume parties at longrange - just ditch the hat with flowers and the mutt and we won't turn you away.

nanc said...

morgan - i am neither a good or a bad christian - i am however, A christian - a person either is or they are not. thank you for your compliment. i do appreciate it.

nanc said...

rob - i don't want to see nukes used, EVER! i doubt we'll be the first to use one.

i'm looking to israel to take a few countries out of the way - who knows? perhaps n.k. perhaps syria. i'm still looking for damascus to go down it is an o.t. prophecy which has yet to pass.

Anonymous said...

geesh dress your kid up for sympathy once and watch the insults fly...

Warren said...

Morgan, I May not be Nanc, but then who is, but I appreciate your sentiments and understand what you are saying.

Robert!

Welcome, its always good to have a brother return.

The muzzies couldn't scrape together enough fissionable materials to do an enormous amount a actual damage.

Nitwits, like Nostradumbass, don't seem to understand that if they did manage a feat, like a true nuclear explosion on our soil, places like baa-baa-ston would be the most likely target. Then he could, (much in the manner of Barney Fife}, put his "bullet" in his little pissy-assed snake gun and pee in his panties while he hides under his bed.

The name of the game is terror!

I say its time to give some of our own. Maybe a few hundred dead mullahs found with pig genitals stuffed in their mouths.

Eventually, we will start playing the game the same way they do. Its only a question of when.

Elmer's Brother said...

the last anonynmous comment was by me

Warren said...

EB said,
"the last anonynmous comment was by me"

Who else would dress their kid up like that?


Quote:"Bwahahahahahahaha"

nanc said...

elbro - that is sad - using your children for your own gain...

sorry warren - i forgot to start my statement with "hi, i'm nanc and you're not!"

carry on general pershing.

elbro - who could've mistaken that comment for anyone else's?

nanc said...

ODL - we're starting to think alike!

Warren said...

Scary, ain't it!

Elmer's Brother said...

you're the ones who reneged on the prize who would blame me...this trail mix isn't half bad

Elmer's Brother said...

elbro - that is sad - using your children for your own gain...


I was desperate, they were cold, I am cheap.

nanc said...

why you're so tight - i'd bet we could put a piece of coal up your hiney and inside two weeks we'd have a diamond!

i may be on to something here...

nanc said...

say goodnight, gracie.

kuhnkat said...

Nanc says she would be more afraid if the Muzzies started leaving the country.

Well, I agree, BUT, don't forget they are big on martyring their own people!!! Especially the ones who aren't taking up arms or otherwise helping the Jihad.

Sleep well!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh, and Little Che Sucky the Lying Fascist, please tell us just how many small EMP's it would take to destroy the communications and power infrastructure of the US without rendering it radioactive?? I believe the number is less than 10 small ones. EMP's can be, and have been, created without Nuclear blasts!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Imagine youself waking up without TV, Radio, Power, Internet, bank accounts...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

It all must end in fire.

The Merry Widow said...

Nanc- Your right, damascus gets taken out, G*D said it, it will happen! Not only that, we've hung around you long enough to see Christ peeking...
EB- You'd save money by turning the a/c up a little!
Jingoist- Thank you! It's all about love!
Rob- I don't want to see a nuke used either, but unfortunately it looks like it's in the Book. My heart grieves!
Mr. B.- The Heavens and the earth will pass away in the fire reserved for it, but we get a new Heaven and a new Earth that sin will never touch! he End is better than the Beginning!
Good morning, G*D bless and Maranatha!

tmw

nanc said...

i am not a prophet - everything is already written.

nanc said...

kuhnkat? i never said i was worried OR afraid! you take that back!

The Merry Widow said...

KuhnKat- You take that back! NOW! Neither, Nanc or I are afraid! The only fear we have is a very healthy fear of the Lord! BTW- I'm trying to get an answer from you about a hotseat interview with, Beaker. Did you get the second e-mail?
Good morning, G*D bless and Maranatha!

tmw

Brooke said...

Ducky's strategy for defense:

A bucket of sand.

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

It will all be burned.

nanc said...

refined.

Robert Bayn said...

I'm all for nuking, IF we can get all the Islamist facist in one place....

Thanks for the welcome Warren!

nanc said...

when gw learns how to say "NEWCLEER" he should be able to order the call - until then...

Warren said...

Brooke said:
" Ducky's strategy for defense:

A bucket of sand.
"

He wouldn't need but a thimble full!

Robert Bayn said...

Nanc, you might have to wait for hell to freeze over!

nanc said...

warren?

plucky = pinhead?

nanc said...

rob - we have a friend who instead of "oriented" says "orientated" and it grates on my last nerve - he's 54 years old and i just don't see that old dog learning any new tricks...

Warren said...

I think the problem is that we aren't bloody minded enough. I could site several examples but the most receint was the AQ funeral where we allowed several higher-ups to escape, unharmed, because, "we do not bomb funerals".

Too many people become tied up in knots over "sins of commision" and totally ignore their much greater "sins of omission".

In this world of moral relitivism, mad dogs are to be treated the same as healty dogs, ignoring the destruction that mad dogs commit.

Warren said...

nanc said:
"warren?

plucky = pinhead?"


I think the medical term is, microcephalic.

Wouldn't want to waste a whole bucket of good sand!

nanc said...

and live fetuses are to be treated as terry schiavo.

we are a terminally ill society.

nanc said...

you doing okay this evening, warren?

nanc said...

we were nearly creamed by a tyson semi on the way to being late to the busstop this morning so i've been looking for lucky stars to count all evening!

Warren said...

Funny thing, I heard somebody that should know, say, GB doesn't say "new-clur" in private.

nanc said...

so he's doing this just to pist me off?

Elmer's Brother said...

a tyson chicken truck?

Why did you cross the road?

Hi Rob. How are you?

Robert Bayn said...

Hi EB, i'm fine, how are you?

Elmer's Brother said...

I'm well. I have been thinking of you and keeping you in my prayers. You have friends here.

Kathy said...

Hi Nanc.... Not still " pist" off with me are ya mate....?

Hmmmm, how bout I tell everyone that you are a real meanie eh?

Will I be able to come out from my hiding place in the basement then???

nanc said...

warren - we may have to ban kathy.

Kathy said...

Awwww Nanc...How about givin' me another chance? ..
I promise I will try and behave..

Honest I will.

(No , I have not got my fingers crossed behind my back Nanc!)

Kathy said...

Would a case of Fosters Lager smooth things over?
( I'm a Carlton Cold filtered fan myself. It's a great Aussie beer!! imho)

Robert Bayn said...

Thanks for the prayers EB, they are much appreciated, i'm just thankful for my new walk with the Almighty.

Elmer's Brother said...

kathy don't hold your breath and make sure you read the fine print...nanc and warren are renowned for reneging on their promises

Warren said...

"we are a terminally ill society."

Perhaps, societies collapse but the last card hasn't been dealt yet.

I'm fine nanc. :^)

nanc said...

of course you are warren - i wasn't implying you weren't!

now, how do we get rid of kathy?

nanc said...

why kathy - a case of foster's would be great! i'll meet you outback - i'll be the one with the...um...frosty mug!

nanc said...

elbro? what's jackie's number? i'm thinking "defamation" of ill-character on your part!

Elmer's Brother said...

just speaking truth to power sister

nanc said...

okay - kathy can stay. but vee have our conditions - ask elbro.

nanc said...

elbro? did your fern dry out also?

Elmer's Brother said...

you have to have character before it can be defamed

nanc said...

warren?

kathy is spreading rumors about me:

"Ode to Nanc (hip hop beat)

Nanc is nice,
Like sugar and spice!
Whoa that girl.
Ain't she a pearl
She's as caring as can be,
Her rep-u-tation is ruined fini!!"

this will ruin me!

nanc said...

i may have to go underground.

any room in your bomb shelter, elbro? i'll byobeer.

Elmer's Brother said...

did your fern dry out also?

no I got a fertilizer burn everytime I stopped by here...I finally had to bury the poor thing

nanc said...

elbro? i said "ill" character.

Elmer's Brother said...

yeah there's room. I have installed a plasma tv and portable brewery so you won't have to byob. However the storm door would fit perfectly.

nanc said...

honey or wheat ale? of course, where you are it could be starthistle or tumbleweed ale which for some strange reason sticks in my throat - pkak!

Warren said...

Nanc, does Kathy know about the kitty kabobs?

nanc said...

i don't really care at all about t.v., but do like a good fishbowl.

nanc said...

warren? do you think that will change her mind about me-owwwwwww?

>^,,^<

Kathy said...

Any room in that bomb shelter for me guys?

Potable brewery sounds good to me!

Kathy said...

Hi Warren... Please enlighten me what is Kitty Kabobs???

nanc said...

sure kathy, it will give me time to devise my plan - come on girlfriend! >^,,^< who loves ya'? oh, you know you're special

;[

nanc said...

get ready for the recipe, kathy. now, this refined older woman must get her beauty rest.

goodnight one - goodnight all.

adieu - oh, wait - this belongs on the "vicky soo say" post.

nanc said...

ahhhhhhhhhhh - i feel much better now! it was a microwave nap.

Kathy said...

Nanc.... You don't mean... Na couldn't be....

Er could it?

Kabobs ain't Kebabs are they Nanc?

Please tell me it isn't so sister?

Warren said...

It ain't that bad Kathy... really.

Only one kitty per kebab.

She's really a nasty, horrible, despicable person!

(Rumor has it that she puts the toilet paper on the holder backwards!)

Kathy said...

How could I have been so wrong Warren? *sniff*
(Kath shakes head in disbelief)

Thanks for setting me straight mate!

Hard to believe that she puts the toilet paper on the holder ... backwards... you say?

Some things ya just can't fathom eh?

Mind you she does have good taste in beer...

OOps.. There I go again!!

Elmer's Brother said...

kathy you asked if there was room. I could make room if you have an old storm door. Of course someone would have to go.

Kathy said...

Hi elbro. Pardon my ignorance, but what is a storm door? Have not heard the term used here in Oz before.

nanc said...

kathy - you need to go a few posts down to the 10,000 visitor post to get the full gist of the storm door incident - and to elbro's site to get HIS take on the situation.

unless you have experienced tornados - you'd really have no need for a storm door - elbro thinks i owe him one and i told him to come and get it!

nanc said...

is it tomorrow in oz right now? if so, please tell me what happens for the rest of the day in arkansas so i can dazzle my friends!

Gayle said...

I just read through this entire comment thread, believe it or not! LOL! I've got to go visit the Merry Widow. She's a trip!

"What is a 'storm door'? You must not be a country girl. It's a screen door with glass on it in case of a storm. It keeps the rain off of the front porch. They are also used on houses without front porches, but I don't know why. :)

Gayle said...

Well, I tried to visit the Merry Widow but I can't comment it seems, because I'm not a team member. Shame! I think I would have enjoyed getting to know her.

eyesallaround said...

I'm watching my moooooslims,,, carefully.... when they all disappear I won't know whether to celebrate or run for the hills.... Oh ya, there are no hills in Texas... even though they call it "the hill country" in Austin... That's because they've never seen the Rockies... and they're a bunch of liberals who don't know their ass from a lemon...

The Merry Widow has a blog? That's a news flash to me. It would be awesome if she did though:>) She speaks the truth to power!! You go girl!

FLORIAN said...

I don't know Nanc--Personally I'd love it if those Sub-Human scumbags would depart this country in droves. When they do attack us again (it's not a question of IF--but WHEN--malignant fools like Ducky will never believe that Islamo-nazi's would ever dare to attack us again--it's a religion of PEACE right Duck?) that will be all the excuse we need to go ahead and start holding camps alla Japanese, German and Italian in WWII for the animals that they are. That followed by mass deportations to their crap-hole of origin. What pisses me off so much about politicians (Republicans too) is that they have absolutely NO IDEA on how to deal with the real threats to us. They're scared to fight in Iraq and Afghanistan (rightly so since the damn MSM press would howl and moan over one "innocent" Muzzie being killed) and their letting the Norks get away with testing Nukes. Nobody in Washington gives a damn about protecting the American people anymore--it's all about polls, elections, and personal glory. If this weak society that liberalism created had confronted the Nazi's in the 1940's we would have wimped out and bailed--we wouldn't want to kill any innocent Kraut's would we?

Kathy said...

Heh Heh Heh Nanc.
Can't tell you what's happening in Arkansas .

But I can tell you what Iam up to today in Oz. Right now it's 7.29 am in Perth(west australia) and I am about to get the kid's breakfast , then it's off to school for them and grocery shoppin' for me(boring!) Want to swap Nanc?

Actually sharin' a case of Fosters with you in the "Outback" is real appealing mate! We'd have a bonza time I reckon!

Oh.. and Gayle . You are right I'm not a country girl(Oh how I wish I was though) Thing is we don't really get tornadoes down here.
We sometimes get what we call Willy Willys. (Miniature tornadoes ) But they are relatively harmless, and just kick up the dust and whirl a few plants and bottletops around.

Guess we have no need for storm doors here then.

Ciao for now Nanc... I hear the tin lids a callin'

Kathy said...

Btw tin lids is an Oz slang term for kids.. Just in case you are wondering

nanc said...

kathy said:

"Want to swap Nanc?"

nanc said:

"it's been tried and i keep ending up in the same place as i started..."

p.s. - i have bandies in the house and there's no rest for bandie's parents...none...there is a bari-sax playing five feet away from me as i pen this...

nanc said...

kathy - my mate brought me home a sixer of foster's this evening! he's a gem of a guy - he likes that it takes me four or two days to drink it!

nanc said...

girls - we need to BOCK-BOCK-BOCK tmw into starting her blog up - perhaps we should partner with her? well......if she begs...like warren did...

Elmer's Brother said...

I used to play bari sax.

Hi Kathy. Don't trutst nanc she has a nice personality and a nice sense of humor.

Sir Warren is a gentlemen, except when it comes to door prizes.

nanc said...

AND, why do you not play bari anymore?

Elmer's Brother said...

Because I learned the guitar and now I am attempting the fiddle. I started out on the alto sax, played the bari for jazz band and then went back to the alto. Bari was fun in marching band. It was bigger than I was at the time.

nanc said...

the fiddle? that is so awesome!

our son purchased a violin this summer - a couple of weeks before it arrived he bought a beginner's book - the day finally came when we picked it up - by the end of that day, he could play EVERY tune in the book - this kid is so into music. two things every child should have and in this order:

1. G-d

2. music

Elmer's Brother said...

Oh I agree. My oldest daughter is studying music in college (piano) and the two younger ones are learning the electric guitar.

Elmer's Brother said...

My oldest will hear a song for the first time, sit at the piano, plunk a few notes and the next thing you know she is playing it. She makes me sick.

The Merry Widow said...

Folks- was off to small group, we are slowly working our way through Acts. Been on chapter 4 for 2 weeks, one more week to go, then 5!
As for the blog, YES I WOULD LOVE TO FIGURE IT OUT SO I CAN WRITE STUFF! Rather than cruise around mooching off the neighbors! Kathy- Tin-lids? That is funny!
Talented folks, I played the organ when I was younger, a lot younger!
But I can sing!

tmw

nanc said...

elbro - are they great at math also? one of ours is in honor's math and the other just goes at the going pace. he says, "don't send me to my room mom - remember blaise pascal..." he is very wise for his days. aren't our children the very best gift in the world? i love mine so much my heart hurts most of the time.

our son can hear a song a couple of times and sit down and write the music for it, whether piano or clarinet. uncanny.

nanc said...

tmw - get your blog started! i know warren will probably boot me out of the nest sooner or later and i'll be in the same boat as you. warren is the best teacher so we'd best take advantage of him before the little woman wants him all to herself!

nanc said...

frankly, i don't know why warren hasn't begged tmw to join longrange - other than the fact that would put him inside the circle of foxy homeless bloggers...jeesh, warren...what's wrong with you?

Warren said...

Nanc, I don't know "what's wrong with me".

Just the other day, ol Short Fuse, said; "Warren, what's wrong with you!", I was practicing on my guitar so I asked her to hum a few bars and she got all irate.

Then she said I should be ashamed. I told her "I am but can you be more specific?"

POW, now my ears are ringing and she expects me to clean the gun!

nanc said...

and there you have it ladies and gentlemen - another who cannot take a hint!

Robert Bayn said...

Acts is a great Book, although it does confuse me how quick, Peter and the apostles are just Gone, and the focus than turns to Paul, unless i missed something in my reading of Acts.

Robert Bayn said...

At my Church on Sunday nights they do what they Call the ACTS Expierance, which i cannot attend right now, because i live so far away from my Church and gas milage is hard enough going back and forth 3 times a week.

A- Announce and testify
C- Communion
T- Teaching
S- Supplication and Prayer

Kathy said...

You certainly have one talented son Nanc.

Amazing how he can just hear the song a few times, then sit down and write the music for it eh? I guess he is what you would call a music "prodigy"
Hope you enjoyed your Fosters. Your mate is indeed a gem( very thoughtful)

Btw what's a bandie Nanc?

" Don't trust Nanc she has a nice personality and a nice sense of humor."
Thanks for the tip elbro but
you ain't tellin' me something that I already don't know .

And yeah Nanc ,kids are the light of our lives.
I have a 10yr old girl and a 5yr old boy.
The little guy is autistic and presents a few challenges. But he is a very special gift from God and we love him(and his sister) to bits.

Sweet dreams all..

now I gotta go pack away all the groceries...

The Merry Widow said...

Rob- Acts was written by Luke, who traveled with Paul, so Paul was who he was most familiar with and knew what was happening in Paul's walk! He brings a physician's eye to events, also a gentile's view!
Nanc- I've been asked, I replied in the affirmative to an apprenticeship! Oh, dear, the blogosphere will never be the same!
Kathy-I have 2 teens, a boy 17 1/2 and a girl almost 16. And I've avoided the insane asylum, amazing, whot?
Good morning, G*D bless and Maranatha!

tmw

nanc said...

Lord, help us all!

Kathy said...

"I have two teens a boy 17 1/2 and a girl almost 16. And I've avoided the insane asylum, amazing,whot?"

It certainly is Merry widow.I take my hat off to you and I hope I end up doing as well as you mate!

nanc said...

kathy - "bandies" are kids in the school band - i usually call them geeks - yes, to their faces!

Elmer's Brother said...

nanc - I know the term music comes from a greek word or something meaning math. Music is a bunch of patterns and if you can understand a few of them then music does become easier. e.g. the difference between a major and a minor scale is the 3rd not in the major scale is dropped down a third and the half step interval goes from the 3rd and 4th to the 2nd and 3rd and the 5th and 6th. Might sound confusing but once you learn a major scale pattern you can figure out any scale in a matter of seconds.

Children are cool. I love being a dad. Being an INTENTIONAL father is a little more difficult. I travel a bit for my work so I have to work a little harder at it. My kids are who I am not my vocation. A lot of men get wrapped up in their job and forget that it's a means not an end.

The Merry Widow said...

EB- In spite of it all, you have you're priorities are in order! Being the high priest of your home runs counter to Adam's sin!
Good on you!

tmw

Elmer's Brother said...

I'm tired the 3rd is dropped a half step in a minor scale duh

Elmer's Brother said...

the interval difference in a major scale is there is a half step between 3 and 4 and 7 and 8

in a minor scale the half step interval

2 and 3 and 5 and 6

nanc said...

how can you tell the difference between a trumpet player and a trombone player?















the trumpet player is the one with a "dominoe's" pizza sign on top of their car!


i know - i know, but these are the jokes bandies tell - i love them!

The Merry Widow said...

Nanc- I accepted Warren's kind offer to apprentice me. You want to sign on as my proofreader? You could even be a team blogger at my site! Isn't that special?

tmw

nanc said...

can i be in charge of paragraphs also?

The Merry Widow said...

YES, but I keep capitalization, deal?

tmw

nanc said...

i capitalize ALL things important! why, i'm crushed...okay, you can keep capitalization...for a little while...

The Merry Widow said...

Deal! When Warren tells me how I can add people as teammates, I'll leave my musings in draft and let you at them!

tmw

Farmer John said...

Damn nanc.

I look good in heels! Before you know it, I'm gonna have tmw follwing me around the blogosphere!

-nanc (talkin' to myself)

nanc said...

that is a grand avatar, farmer - how do you think it will look on me?

Farmer John said...

Rather pale I suspect.

-nanc (I can't stop talkin' to myself)

Farmer John said...

Rather pale I suspect.

-nanc (I can't stop talkin' to myself)

Farmer John said...

Rather pale I suspect.

-nanc (I can't stop talkin' to myself)

Farmer John said...

...It does seem a bit early for Foster's... but what the hey. **Hiccup**

-nanc

nanc said...

no, farmer - like this!

Farmer John said...

na-a-a-a-h-h-h!

Like this!

Foster's, Australian for bee-ah!

Farmer John said...

...and they say that guys are il-blogical.

Hm-m-m-m

The Merry Widow said...

FJ, is having quite a romp through the blogosphere today. I'd say he's giddy about something!

tmw
P.S. want to borrow my red heels, FJ?

Farmer John said...

I'm not ready to click my way back to Kansas yet, tmw. But I'll let you know when I am. ;-)

-nanc

errr

-FJ


errr

-nanc

Farmer John said...

I think I got over-watered today! With any luck, I'll dry out by tomorrow. Then you'll have to give me my avatar back!

Elmer's Brother said...

A man was walking home alone late one foggy night,
when behind him he hears:
BUMP.................

BUMP.........

BUMP....

Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

BUMP.........


BUMP.....


BUMP...

Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.

FASTER.......

FASTER.....

BUMP.....

BUMP....

BUMP...

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.

However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping

Clappity-BUMP........

clappity-BUMP......

clappity-BUMP...

on his heels, the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding;
his head is reeling;
his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.......

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.

Bumping and clapping toward him......
The man SCREAMS and reaches for something, anything,
but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!

Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
and...
.....
(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)
...



















The coffin stops!

Kathy Farrelly said...
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Kathy said...

hEY Elbro just lurrved the joke.
I'm gonna go and tell my hubby . I'm sure he'll get a kick out of it

And Nanc, Hubby and I have just had our first Bud Beer...
We think it's great stuff. Yeah a really good beer

cheers mate

nanc said...

elbro - i'd heard that one before and forgot it - it's just as funny now!

kathy - bud? blech!