Sunday, October 08, 2006

how BIG around is mama z game?

this is a game most of the women will recognize.

nancpop and i have hosted a couple of coed baby showers and if you ever have the opportunity - DO THAT! i don't believe i've ever seen so many men have such a good time - honestly!

take a piece of string or yarn and get belly to belly with your schweetie; if you don't have a schweetie use one of your kidz or a neighbor up the street - hey they need a hug anyway - put the string around you both - cut off the excess or add a few inches. and report back here the inches or FEET.

madzionist duty here will be to e-mail me the belly measurement of mama z and i will let y'all know who's closest and wins this game.

Dear Lord, please let it be elbro - maybe he'll forget about the door...

27 comments:

The Merry Widow said...

No clue, and my 2 have made themselves scarce! Teenagers!

tmw

Russet Shadows said...

(Note to self: need to find killswitch to zone of female repulsion generator). Uhm, can I throw out a random number? Does 3 feet sound good? :)

nanc said...

then take your own wastes and double it!

i've got to go hunt down nancpop and get belly to belly - back in a couple of hours...

nanc said...

okay - 42 inches...yeah, i was bragging...again...

Brooke said...

Um... 44"!

Zelda said...

When my sister was pregnant with her first child, she barely even showed until her 8th month. If I were to ever become pregnant, I would probably be the size of a house.

nanc said...

she must be tall, zelda - we tall women do have the edge during pregnancy.

i didn't show until my seventh month with my second and that's when i told everyone at work - they had no idea!

Always On Watch said...

My hubby just left for work and won't be back until late tonight because he's also moonlighting. If I'm still awake when he gets home, we'll measure.

Elmer's Brother said...

if you tell me what the prize is I might participate...I might even drop the lawsuit...

nanc said...

i'm going to win, so there's no need for you to play, elbro! yeah, i'm gettin' the prize! it's mine - that's EM EYE EN EEEE - MINE!

DROP THE LAWYERSUIT!

he can keep his undies.

Elmer's Brother said...

it's fixed again...somehow I knew it.

nanc said...

mom always liked me best.

Elmer's Brother said...

sorry nanc off topic but what happened to flo's blog?

The Merry Widow said...

EB-Flo was going to pull the plug on his site, did one more post, then zip...gone with the wind! Guess his girlfriend was getting a little possessive of his time!
Good morning, G*D morning andMaranatha!

tmw

Elmer's Brother said...

What happens when she gets the checkbook?

The Merry Widow said...

EB-:shudder: Apparently she may not know about proper order in a family. The only reason I carried it when my late was around, was because he hated writting checks! He said it was because I had better handwritting, but... Proper order in a marriage and family takes a lot of stress off everyone and facilitates teamwork! Trying to unindoctrinate my daughter at the moment, she has listened to some bossy women, who denigrate men and their role! After living in our house too, my late and I rarely had fights, we didn't need them!

tmw

nanc said...

i tried to give the checkbook to my husband ONE time - it was the cooked one - for some strange reason he never wanted to see it again! could have been the four figure fony deficit i put in the balance column!

Brooke said...

Yeah, the hubby always complains that I never let him see the checkbook, until I start rattling off the expenses... Then he shuts up until the next time I tell him he can't have a big toy. :P

The Merry Widow said...

My late believed that no large or medium purchase should be made unless we were both in agreement! So we both knew what was available and what was coming up. Of course he was 10 yrs. older than me! So he was a little more mature about "toys"! He knew they didn't make him happy!

tmw

nanc said...

i went out one time for a new bathing suit and traded my eddie bauer in on a spanking new car complete with payments. so i don't get to go bathing suit shopping anymore unaccompanied.

The Merry Widow said...

Ouch, I can understand the concern!
My extravagences were of the more modest type, books or music. Or food we really didn't need! hmhmhmhmhmhm!

tmw

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

Mine's precisely 1.71829726 × 10-16 light-years

nanc said...

sorry, i had to go out for some ice cream...

nanc said...

you should see my new airplane!

The Merry Widow said...

Is it a VTOL to make getting in and out of the trees on your mountain easier?

tmw

nanc said...

no, paper.

The Merry Widow said...

Nanc- You crack me up! It's a gift! Don't try to change that part of you, I want you to crack me up in Heaven! Be there!

tmw