Wednesday, July 04, 2007

Those that Pledged their Lives, Fortunes and Sacred Honor

From a speech delivered by Rush Limbaugh's Father.

Of those 56 who signed the Declaration of Independence, nine died of wounds or hardships during the war. Five were captured and imprisoned, in each case with brutal treatment. Several lost wives, sons or entire families. One lost his 13 children. Two wives were brutally treated. All were at one time or another the victims of manhunts and driven from their homes. Twelve signers had their homes completely burned. Seventeen lost everything they owned. Yet not one defected or went back on his pledged word. Their honor, and the nation they sacrificed so much to create is still intact.

· Francis Lewis, New York delegate saw his home plundered -- and his estates in what is now Harlem -- completely destroyed by British Soldiers. Mrs. Lewis was captured and treated with great brutality. Though she was later exchanged for two British prisoners through the efforts of Congress, she died from the effects of her abuse.

· William Floyd, another New York delegate, was able to escape with his wife and children across Long Island Sound to Connecticut, where they lived as refugees without income for seven years. When they came home they found a devastated ruin.

· Philips Livingstone had all his great holdings in New York confiscated and his family driven out of their home. Livingstone died in 1778 still working in Congress for the cause.

· Louis Morris, the fourth New York delegate, saw all his timber, crops, and livestock taken. For seven years he was barred from his home and family.

· John Hart of Trenton, New Jersey, risked his life to return home to see his dying wife. Hessian soldiers rode after him, and he escaped in the woods. While his wife lay on her deathbed, the soldiers ruined his farm and wrecked his homestead. Hart, 65, slept in caves and woods as he was hunted across the countryside. When at long last, emaciated by hardship, he was able to sneak home, he found his wife had already been buried, and his 13 children taken away. He never saw them again. He died a broken man in 1779, without ever finding his family.

· Dr. John Witherspoon, signer, was president of the College of New Jersey, later called Princeton. The British occupied the town of Princeton, and billeted troops in the college. They trampled and burned the finest college library in the country.

· Judge Richard Stockton, another New Jersey delegate signer, had rushed back to his estate in an effort to evacuate his wife and children. The family found refuge with friends, but a Tory sympathizer betrayed them. Judge Stockton was pulled from bed in the night and brutally beaten by the arresting soldiers. Thrown into a common jail, he was deliberately starved. Congress finally arranged for Stockton's parole, but his health was ruined. The judge was released as an invalid, when he could no longer harm the British cause. He returned home to find his estate looted and did not live to see the triumph of the Revolution. His family was forced to live off charity.

· Robert Morris, merchant prince of Philadelphia, delegate and signer, met Washington's appeals and pleas for money year after year. He made and raised arms and provisions which made it possible for Washington to cross the Delaware at Trenton. In the process he lost 150 ships at sea, bleeding his own fortune and credit almost dry.

· George Clymer, Pennsylvania signer, escaped with his family from their home, but their property was completely destroyed by the British in the Germantown and Brandywine campaigns.

· Dr. Benjamin Rush, also from Pennsylvania, was forced to flee to Maryland. As a heroic surgeon with the army, Rush had several narrow escapes.

· John Martin, a Tory in his views previous to the debate, lived in a strongly loyalist area of Pennsylvania. When he came out for independence, most of his neighbors and even some of his relatives ostracized him. He was a sensitive and troubled man, and many believed this action killed him. When he died in 1777, his last words to his tormentors were: "Tell them that they will live to see the hour when they shall acknowledge it [the signing] to have been the most glorious service that I have ever rendered to my country."

· William Ellery, Rhode Island delegate, saw his property and home burned to the ground.

· Thomas Lynch, Jr., South Carolina delegate, had his health broken from privation and exposures while serving as a company commander in the military. His doctors ordered him to seek a cure in the West Indies and on the voyage, he and his young bride were drowned at sea.

· Edward Rutledge, Arthur Middleton, and Thomas Heyward, Jr., the other three South Carolina signers, were taken by the British in the siege of Charleston. They were carried as prisoners of war to St. Augustine, Florida, where they were singled out for indignities. They were exchanged at the end of the war, the British in the meantime having completely devastated their large landholdings and estates.

· Thomas Nelson, signer of Virginia, was at the front in command of the Virginia military forces. With British General Charles Cornwallis in Yorktown, fire from 70 heavy American guns began to destroy Yorktown piece by piece. Lord Cornwallis and his staff moved their headquarters into Nelson's palatial home. While American cannonballs were making a shambles of the town, the house of Governor Nelson remained untouched. Nelson turned in rage to the American gunners and asked, "Why do you spare my home?" They replied, "Sir, out of respect to you." Nelson cried, "Give me the cannon!" and fired on his magnificent home himself, smashing it to bits. But Nelson's sacrifice was not quite over. He had raised $2 million for the Revolutionary cause by pledging his own estates. When the loans came due, a newer peacetime Congress refused to honor them, and Nelson's property was forfeited. He was never reimbursed. He died, impoverished, a few years later at the age of 50.


And, finally, there is the New Jersey signer, Abraham Clark.

He gave two sons to the officer corps in the Revolutionary Army. They were captured and sent to that infamous British prison hulk afloat in New York Harbor known as the hell ship Jersey, where 11,000 American captives were to die. The younger Clarks were treated with a special brutality because of their father. One was put in solitary and given no food. With the end almost in sight, with the war almost won, no one could have blamed Abraham Clark for acceding to the British request when they offered him his sons' lives if he would recant and come out for the King and Parliament. The utter despair in this man's heart, the anguish in his very soul, must reach out to each one of us down through 200 years with his answer: "No."

The 56 signers of the Declaration Of Independence proved by their every deed that they made no idle boast when they composed the most magnificent curtain line in history. "And for the support of this Declaration with a firm reliance on the protection of divine providence, we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor."


Happy Fourth of July to you all!

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

NAME TEN OTHER COUNTRIES



you can do this to your nation's flag without fear of retribution.

God bless this nation and God bless u.s. all as we deal with the idiocy of the left, today and everyday.

we the people thank You daily for the freedoms we all share and take for granted.

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY EVERYBODY!

...whether you appreciate this great country or not.

Thursday, June 28, 2007

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!






You lovebirds, you!

Warren and Wifey!

Monday, June 25, 2007

Sex habits of giant pandas



I get it, but don't ask about the Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show!

"OH BOO" MOMENT #2007-06/25

there is much talking on a 2,000 mile-plus trip...or not.

as for me, i like to do puzzles - anything from crosswords to sudoku.

every once in awhile i'll pay attention to what everyone else is doing. this was going to be one of those days.

as we were plugging along at 70+, nancson asked nancpop, "so, what's the big deal about axle grease?"

pop replied in kind, "why, it's good for EVERYTHING!"

nancson asking, "like what, pop?"

nancpop responds, " oh, critter bites, hair conditioner, pet shampoo, waterproofing your shoes..."

nancpop then proceeded to name fifteen or twenty excellent uses for axle grease - NONE having to do with greasing axles!

i couldn't take it anymore and blared out to pop, "YOU have lost what's left of your mind!"

pop - ever the smooth, romantic, loverboy-type, responded, "NAH! that would make us equals..."

...oh boo...

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

I'm sorry...

...but I am rapidly losing patience with all this "religion of peace" bovine biowaste!
It is NOT a religion, it is a socio-political system that encourages the worst and lowest behavior. It wears a religious mask, but there is no salvation, except if you kill a bunch of "other" people. It has little to no concern about the welfare of others, even of their own people. The majority of mohammadin ruled countries are 2 tier societies with the majority of people living in 3rd world conditions with no incentive to improve their lot!
It sucks the life, creativity and joy out of people. It crushes love and beauty.
It wallows in blood and death.
It is anti-life and anti-G*D!
It is the Highway to Hell...

www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=56262

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=56259

http://www.wnd.com/redir/r.asp?http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8PSLSLO0&show_article=1

http://www.wnd.com/redir/r.asp?http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/06/18/eveningnews/main2946007.shtml

Sunday, June 10, 2007

"OH BOO" MOMENT 422.673



...an addendum...

today, after church and lunch - nancpop, the all powerful, was in the kitchen sweeping up some mess he'd made - when i passed by and gave him the over the glasses, one eye cocked, librarian look (oh, trust me - it's hot!).

he gazed into my not cocked eye and said, "funny - who'd've (he who speaks in three-word contractions) thought you could use one of these as a broom?!?"

...oh boo...

Friday, June 08, 2007

Hasta cuando (Until when)



Don't let the left glorify a nightmare!

FJ says:
I found the original piece of "romantic" propaganda that "inspired" this music video, a love paean to Che Guevearra entitled "Until forever, my commander". This video asks the question, "until when????" and calls the "commander" a deceptive fraud!


Chavez supporters have attempted to color the student protests as a nefarious plot and coup against Chavez's socialist government. To counter that perception, before marching, university student paint the palms of their hands white and carry banners that read "We are students, not coup makers!" to signify the sacredness of civil rights and their glorious cause.


Support the student "white hand movement".



Visit Julia @ The end of Venezuela as I know it

Thursday, June 07, 2007

The immigration bill is dead. (for now)

WASHINGTON (AP) - A broad immigration bill to legalize millions of people in the U.S. unlawfully failed a crucial test vote in the Senate Thursday, a stunning setback that could spell its defeat for the year.

The vote was 45-50 against limiting debate on the bill, 15 short of the 60 that the bill's supporters needed to prevail. Most Republicans voted to block Democrats' efforts to bring the bill to a final vote.
[...]

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Why We Ain't Buyin'

What in the hell is wrong with you people in Washington?

Its as plain as the veined tomato on Teddy Kennedy's face. The American people don't want your stinking amnesty bill!

You have no intention of enforcing any of its security provisions, strengthening the border, or fining a single illegal emigrant for breaking the law!

We know what you will do, the day after that bill is signed into law, you will start whittling away at the enforcement provisions, refuse to fund provisions for border security and 12 to 20 illegal aliens will become legal overnight!

You say that something must be done now, that the country cannot tolerate 12 million illegals in this country breaking the law, I agree. But the solution isn't to wave your magic wand and make them legal!

That's like saying that we cannot tolerate 12 million murders and pass a law to give amnesty to all of the murderers in the country.

Drop this POS Bill or pay the consequences. You serve at our pleasure and you'd best remember it!

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

A list of companies...

...you might steer clear of, as an investor OR in the case of Hyundai, don't buy their cars. Greed is a strong factor here, why reward it?

Twenty Four Most-Active Iranian International Business Partners

Hundreds of companies do business with Iran with American investment dollars and, based upon publicly available information, the following are among the most active of the Tehran regime’s international business partners:

Alcatel SA: French telecommunications giant Alcatel, has signed numerous multi-million dollar contracts deals with Iran as well as Sudan over the past five years. Alcatel supplies Iran with most of its telecommunications facilities, high-speed Internet service and communication devices and infrastructure for offshore oil and gas platforms. [16]

Bow Valley Energy Ltd.: Canada’s Bow Valley Energy holds 15 percent of a $300 million deal with Iran to develop the Balal field off the Persian Gulf since 1999. [17]

BNP Paribas: BNP Paribas is the only French bank to have remained in Iran after the 1979 Islamic Revolution. BNP Paribas mainly focuses on trade finance with Iran’s oil and gas industry which is controlled by the regime’s clerical elite and feared Revolutionary Guards Corp. [18]

China National Petroleum Corp.: China National Petroleum Corp (CNPC) has announced it will invest $3.6 billion dollars to develop Block 14 of Iran’s South Pars gas field this year. CNPC is currently negotiating a $16 billion deal with Iran to develop its North Pars gas field and build liquefied natural gas infrastructures. [19]

ENI Spa: Italy’s biggest energy company, Eni Spa has numerous oil and gas contracts with Iran. In 2001, Eni Spa signed a $900 million contract to develop Iran’s’ southwest Dharkovin oil field. The company holds large stakes in multiple Iranian energy projects including a South Pars contract valued at almost $4 billion. [20]

Gazprom: Russian energy giant Gazprom has been heavily involved in developing the South Pars gas field, estimated to contain 7 percent of the world’ reserves, since 1997. In 2006 Gazprom announced it would consider setting up joint oil and gas projects with Iran’s state energy companies. [21]

Hyundai: South Korea’s Hyundai supports Iran by supplying it with energy-related construction and development help, manufacturing components and ship maintenance. Among its other mega-deals with Iran, Hyundai recently signed a $1 billion contract along with Daewoo to build oil tankers for the regime. [22]

INPEX: The Japanese market accounts for 22 percent of Iran’s oil exports which account for 85 percent of Japan’s total oil imports. The Tokyo-based INPEX, which is part-owned by the Japanese government, has billions of dollars invested in many Iranian oil projects including the Soroosh, Nowrooz and Azadegan oil fields. [23]

LG Engineering and Construction Co.: In 2002, South Korea’s LG Engineering and Construction Co. signed a $1.6 billion deal for a gas processing plant project in the South Pars gas fields. The company has a 45.3 stake in the deal that allows it to claim $700 million of the total project cost. [24]

Lukoil: Russia’s Lukoil collaborates with the National Iranian Oil Company on various exploration projects. Lukoil holds large stakes in oil projects in Anaran, Moghan, Western Changuleh and other areas in Iran. In 2000, Lukoil acquired Getty Petroleum Marketing Inc. and has gas stations across the United States. [25]

Norsk Hydro: Norsk Hydro is Norway’s second largest energy company and is partially owned by the Norwegian government. Norsk Hydro has massive investments in Iranian oil projects including a $107 million contract signed with Iran last year. [26]

OMV: Austria's OMV is central Europe's leading energy company. It has several oil exploration investments in Iran’s Mehr block. In addition, OMV is the driving force behind the Nabucco pipeline project which will transport gas from Iran's Caspian Sea directly to Europe when completed in 2011. The other companies involved in the project are: Botas (Turkey), Bulgargaz (Bulgaria), MOL (Hungary) and Transgaz (Romania). [27]

ONGC: India’s Oil and Natural gas Company (ONGC) signed a $40 billion deal with Iran in 2005 to import millions of tons of liquid gas. ONGC is involved in many lucrative exploration projects in Iran and is on the verge of signing a deal in the South Pars oilfields valued at over $100 million. [28]

Petrobras: The Brazilian government control 60 percent of the Rio de Janeiro-based Petrobras Oil Company and has a final say in its investment decisions. Petrobras intends to sign a $ 470 million contract with Iran in mid-2007. Earlier contracts with Iran included a 2004 deal worth $34 million to drill in the Caspian Sea. [29]
Petronas: Malaysia’s Petronas enjoys lucrative business with Iran. Among other deals Petronas signed a $2 billion contract, along with Total and Gazprom, to develop Iran’s South Pars gas fields. [30]

Royal Dutch Shell: In 1999, The Dutch-British energy giant, Royal Dutch Shell spent over $800 to develop two Iranian offshore oil fields. Royal Dutch Shell together with Spain’s Repsol recently signed an agreement that could result in a $10 billion contract to develop sections 13 and 14 of Iran’s South Pars gas field. [31]

Siemens AG: Siemens AG helped build Iran’s nuclear reactor in Bushehr but officially stopped working on the site after the 1979 Islamic Revolution. Siemens AG is currently active in Iranian telecommunications, high-tech, automotive and power industries. Siemens also trades with other rogue states including Sudan and Syria. [32]

Statoil ASA: Norway's biggest oil and gas company Statoil ASA has multiple high profile investments in Iran. Most of its efforts are concentrated in the South Pars gas field where it holds high percentages in various exploration and development projects. Norway prosecuted Statoil in 2004 when the company was convicted on corruption charges for trying to sway Iranian officials, including former President Hashemi Rafsanjani’s son, in a $15.2 million deal in 2002. [33]

Stolt-Nielsen SA: UK-based Stolt-Nielsen SA is one of the world’s top liquid transporters, the company does business with Iran through its subsidiary Stolt-Offshore. The US Treasury began investigating the company in 2002 for trading with Iran and falsifying documents. In 2006 Stolt-Nielsen was indicted for price fixing and rigging bids. [34]

Technip Coflexip: French based Technip Coflexip builds much of Iran’s petrochemical engineering plants and provides other technical infrastructure related to the regime’s oil and gas industry. Among its many lucrative deals with Iran, Technip Coflexip built a massive ‘steam cracker’ petrochemical plant in the Persian Gulf for $186 million. [35]

Total SA: The giant French energy company Total SA has been active in Iran since 1995. Total has multiple oil exploration and development contracts with the regime including a 2006 deal valued at $1.6 billion. Total’s CEO Christophe de Margerie and two of the company’s chief executives are currently under investigation by the French authorities over corruption allegations linked to a 1997 gas project in Iran and the Iraqi oil-for-food program. [36]

In addition, the following companies are reportedly in the process of negotiating deals with Iran:
Essar Oil: India’s Essar Oil reached a deal with Iran in 2006 for oil and gas exploration and production as well as contracts to build the regime steel plants, power plants, and an oil refinery. The deal, worth billions of dollars, is still waiting approval as both sides continue to negotiate. [37]

China National Offshore Oil Corp: China National Offshore Oil Corp (CNOOC) signed a memorandum of understanding with Iran in 2006 to develop the Northern Pars gas field and build liquefied natural gas installations. The two sides are expected to sign the $16 billion deal by the end of 2007. [38]

China Petroleum & Chemical Corp: In 2004, China Petroleum & Chemical Corp (Sinopec) won a bid to buy 10 million metric tons of liquefied natural gas every year for 25 years, but the contract hasn’t been signed yet. The deal is estimated to be worth about $100 million when approved. In 2006, Sinopec signed a memorandum of understanding with Iran to develop the

Garmsar block. The deal, that has so far not been implemented, is valued between $20-38 million. [39]


Footnotes
[16] Cornwell, Susan and Pelofsky, Jeremy, "Senators cast wary eye on Lucent-Alcatel deal," The Boston Globe, April 4, 2006
http://www.boston.com/
Alcatel SA website http://www1.alcatel-lucent.com/
[17] "Calgary Oil company may face US sanctions," CBC News, April 5, 1999 http://www.cbc.ca/money/
[18] "Iran Lures BNP, HSBC for Loans; U.S. Banks Barred," Bloomberg, December 23, 2004, http://www.bloomberg.com/
[19] "US Cautions China over reported multibillion gas deal with Iran," International Herald Tribune, January 9, 2007 http://www.iht.com/
"China's CNPC Close to MoU on $3.6B Iran LNG project," www.gulfoilandgas.com, January 12, 2007
[20] "Italian oil deal with Iran," The New York Times, July 1, 2001 http://query.nytimes.com/
"Iran signs major gulf gas deal," BBC, July 27, 2000 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/854663.stm
[21] Gazprom website http://www.gazprom.com/eng/articles/article8523.shtml
"Gazprom, Iran mull joint oil and gas projects," RIA Novosti, June 26, 2006 http://en.rian.ru/russia/20060626/50015959.html

[22] "Hyundai, Daewoo to share $1 billion Iran Tanker order," Bloomberg, May 9, 2005 http://www.bloomberg.com/
"Hyundai motor says wins $227 million Iran car order," Reuters, September 3, 2006 http://today.reuters.com/news/
[23] INPEX Website http://www.inpex.co.jp/
Linzer, Dafna and Faiola, Anthony, "Japan wary of plan for sanctions against Iran," The Washington Post, June 13, 2006, http://www.washingtonpost.com/
[24] "$1.6bln gas deal," Pravda, September 16, 2002, http://newsfromrussia.com/comp/2002/09/16/36679.html
[25] "Lukoil and Hydro Confirm Oil Discovery in Western Iran," www.OilVoice.com, May 17, 2005, http://www.oilvoice.com/
"Lukoil seeks to join Iran in Caspian oilfields," Reuters via Yahoo News, October 23, 2005, http://sg.biz.yahoo.com/061023/3/448u9.html
Getty Petrolium Website http://www.getty.com/LUKOILRebrand.html
[26] "Iran Signs $107M E&D Oil Contract with Norwegian Oil Co," www.gulfoilandgas.com, September 18, 2006
Norsk Hydro Website http://www.hydro.com/
[27] "OMV in Iran: Memorandum of understanding on increased co-operation," www.gulfoilandgas.com , January, 27, 2004
Nabucco Website http://www.nabucco-pipeline.com/
[28] ONGC Website
http://www.ongcvidesh.com/op_iran.asp
"India and Iran in gas export deal, BBC, January 7, 2005 http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/4155597.stm
[29] Radowitz, Bernd, "Petrobras to Invest $470M in Iran's Caspian Sea," Dow Jones Newswires via www.rigzone.com, March 6, 2007 http://www.rigzone.com/news/article.asp?a_id=42182
Daraghi, Borzou, "Middle East: Iran: Petrobras to drill In Caspian," The New York Times, July 7, 2004 http://query.nytimes.com/
[30] "Iran forms joint LNG firm with Total and Petronas," Reuters via Forbes, February 25, 2004 http://www.forbes.com/
Richardson, Michael, "Malaysia's State Oil Company Is Going Global: Petronas Expands Its Reach," International Herald Tribune, August 22, 1996 http://www.iht.com/articles/1996/08/22/kloil.t.php
[31] Bohlen, Celestine, "Shell, Repsol, Total, Defy U.S. to Seek Iran Deals," Bloomberg, February 23, 2007 http://www.bloomberg.com/
"Shell secures Iranian oil deal," BBC, November 14, 1999, http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/the_economy/519688.stm
[32] Heath, Michael and Meyer Henry, "Russia Denies Ultimatum to Iran over Nuclear Fuel," Bloomberg, March 20, 2007 http://www.bloomberg.com/
"Iran signs 450 million dollar deal with Germany’s Siemens," Islamic Republic News Agency, November 14, 2006 http://www.irna.com/
Siemens AG website http://www.siemens.ir/en/Siemens%20in%20Iran.html
[33] "US resolves probe against oil company that bribed Iranian official," US Department of Justice, October 3, 2006 http://66.102.9.104/
Timmons, Heather, "Norway: oil contract investigation," The New York Times, September 13, 2003 http://query.nytimes.com/
[34] "Treasury department probes shipping company," The Associated Press via Fox News, November 22, 2002 http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,71232,00.html
"Stolt-Nielsen indicted for tanker shipping price fixing," The Associated Press via International Herald Tribune, September 6, 2006 http://www.iht.com/
[35] Gertz, Bill, "French firm probed in move of pumps to Iran," The Washington Times, http://www.washtimes.com/
"NPC to build world's largest steam cracker in Iran," www.gasandoil.com , October 15, 2002 http://www.gasandoil.com/GOC/company/cnm24280.htm
[36] Sethuraman, Dinakar, "Iran May Extend Investment Deadline for Total in LNG Project," Bloomberg, April 9, 2007 http://quote.bloomberg.com/
Souchard, Pierre-Antoine, "Total's CEO Quizzed in Iran Probe," The Associated Press via Yahoo News, March 21, 2007
http://in.us.biz.yahoo.com/ap/070321/france_total.html?.v=1
[37] Essar Oil Website http://www.essar.com/oil&gas/news/may04_2004.htm
"Essar, Iran in Talks to Develop Azadegan," The Tehran Times via www.gulfoilandgas.com, March 16, 2007 http://www.gulfoilandgas.com/
[38] Jones, Sally "Iran and China's CNOOC Sign $16 Billion Gas Deal," Dow Jones Newswires via www.rigzone.com December 20, 2006 http://www.rigzone.com/news/article.asp?a_id=39363
"Iran, China in Talks Over North Pars Gas Field," www.gulfoilandgas.com, January 11, 2006 http://www.gulfoilandgas.com/
[39] Goodman, Peter, "China Rushes toward Oil Pact with Iran," The Washington Post, February 18, 2006 http://www.washingtonpost.com/
"China's Sinopec signs a deal to develop oil block in Iran – report," AFX via Forbes, June 20,

Thursday, May 31, 2007

Leadership, making judgement calls on the fly

Most people do not have a clue what leadership is.

Its the ability to inspire, the strength of character to take charge and the willingness to accept the consequences of your actions when you are wrong.

For a glimpse into real leadership, and a great story, read this post by Michael Yon.

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

"oh boo" moment #422.672



okay, so i go out to the garage (aka: the man's place) and nancpop is whittling on an approximately 15" piece of wood.

i ask, "sooooooo, whatcha makin'?", acting extremely interested for sure.

he replies, "a propeller."

i respond, "oh."

quite awhile later, i ask, "soooooooo, what's the propeller for?"

so lovingly, he says, "so as to make your broom over there go a little faster when you go to town!"

...oh boo...

Friday, May 25, 2007

MEMORIAL DAY TRIBUTE TO W.S.C.



famous churchill quotes, most appropriate to the times in which we live:

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."

reuter's...

"A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him."

gitmo...

"Battles are won by slaughter and maneuver. The greater the general, the more he contributes in maneuver, the less he demands in slaughter."

let our military leaders do their jobs...

"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others."

all you cowards, please shut up...

" Danger - if you meet it promptly and without flinching - you will reduce the danger by half. Never run away from anything. Never!"

react appropriately, in appropriate measures...

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."

remember who they hated before they hated you...

"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else."

ahem...

"When the eagles are silent the parrots begin to jabber."

you know who you are...

"When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my own country. I make up for lost time when I come home."

dixie chicks, danny glover, nancy pelosy, et.al; please shut up...

"Victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory, there is no survival."

an emphatic win...no cowering...no bowing to the enemy...

winston, we hardly knew you.

Thursday, May 24, 2007

CLEAN WHITE COATS, PLEASE



conspeorism in its priestly garments (stained).

Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to
leave because I'd go berserk?? Well...
You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see
I've gone completely out of my mind.. And..
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be
happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!

You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said
that loosing you would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT???
I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and
laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad... And..

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa,
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you pay me back
for all my kind unselfish loving deeds.. Huh??
Well you just wait, they'll find you yet and when they do they'll put you
in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!!! And...

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy
to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming
to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haa!!!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time... (fade out)

Hey, buddy!
Yes officer..
You a head?
No, but I'm catching up, ha ha ha....

link: american spectator

Monday, May 21, 2007

Thursday, May 17, 2007

IT AIN'T OVER UNTIL...



well, you know the rest of the line!

let's hope we NEVER have to hear it. ever.

Monday, May 14, 2007

Hurrah!


I finally got my LIFETIME license to carry a concealed weapon.

The end of the four year pilgrimage to the police department.

No more money, no more wasted time while needless paperwork is filled out and ignored, no more fingerprints and stupid FBI checks while some bureaucratic newbe rushes down to check 35 year old files only to find out that there is a file on me because the FBI ran a security clearance on me. No more talking to smarmy civilian employees of the police department who don't know what's going on.