okay, so i go out to the garage (aka: the man's place) and nancpop is whittling on an approximately 15" piece of wood.
i ask, "sooooooo, whatcha makin'?", acting extremely interested for sure.
he replies, "a propeller."
i respond, "oh."
quite awhile later, i ask, "soooooooo, what's the propeller for?"
so lovingly, he says, "so as to make your broom over there go a little faster when you go to town!"
...oh boo...
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haha, thats a good one!
on whom, rob?
LMBO!..touche!
just don't end up a public service announcement nanc
i would NEVER wear red and white striped socks, elbro - they make my ankles look fat.
oh yeah - and i NEVER drink and try to navigate my broom!
so there - pffffffffffft!
Aw, did not.
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happy b day brooke.
::oops wrong blog:::
Does Shrillary have one of those on her broom?
hitlery should be so lucky as to have a manly man about the house, van! one concerned about her transportation needs.
bensosilly - that's quite alright.
Sunday, my son was going to work on a lawn tractor or a mini-chopper or something along those lines. He's talking to me while he's putting on boots and tying laces and all of the sudden he gives me a strange look and says, "Dad, I think my feet are swollen".
So I told him to put my size 10 boots up and put on his own size 11.
Bwa ha ha ha ha ha
Nanc, make sure to tell him that hickory makes the best propeller.
oh boo
A fifteen-inch propeller would have to spin pretty fast to carry a broom and its cargo and passengers at a respectable speed, unless the broom is traveling underwater.
But you didn't say how wide the 15 inch wood was.
Oh boo.
Prop or noprop, Nancpop has his hands full.... is my guess!
He does Eyes, and he loves it! You know how men have this thing about "fixing" something...our Nanc is a constant "project"!
Good morning, G*D bless and Maranatha!
tmw
After all, My precious baby sister is a spoiled brat!;-}
warren - so you're agreeing that i need a propeller for my broom?
beamish - it's two-by and he's going to put a big rubber band contraption on it from what he makes out of an innertube. the broom already flies - this will just make it faster.
eyes - he is so good to me...after all - he could have just bought a prop.
tmw - I AM TOO!
now, i'm going over to brownie's from some sympathy. you people...
So I just need to get mine a garage?
Tell him to strap a gross of bottle-rockets to the broomhandle, Nanc!
It'll get you there quicker!
brooke - only if you want him to build nice things for you *;[
daddio - no, that reminds me of a very scary story...
ROTF! What a thoughful hubby Nancpop is. You are a lucky woman!
I think it would be a great idea to send Rosie a broom like that, only it needs to be extra large and rigged so that it will fly upside down. :)
don't i know it, gayle - and it isn't even my birthday!
They say that broom riding is becoming the new surfing.
I think the propeller will keep you ahead of the trends.
well, fern - we ARE art of the state around here.
Well, at least I am.
...ahead of the trends!
I hate it when I forget to post the punch line.
If you knew nanc like I know nanc, oh what a girl!!! And you are very close eyes, The Merry Widow knows.....!!!
The eyes diffinately have it. If you knew nanc like I know nanc, the merry widow knows, Trust me.
If you knew nanc the way I know nanc, well let me tell you. You go nancpop. Need help? The eyes have it right as does the merry widow...
LOL!! That's just to funny!
Umm.... I'm not gonna have to do a Domestic Violence report later am I?... (hehe)
but farmer - can you use it as a weapon?
MAAAAAAAAAA!
ah-oh.
lawman - no, the broom never leaves marks on his backside as he's scurrying away...
HI MA!
See you found evil and I!
Welcome to, our world, it is a bit scarey, but evil will keep the bugaboos away. And I will follow up with my iron skillets!
And DO I know!
tmw
okay - EVERYBODY - keep it clean when ma's in the room.
annnnnnnnnd, i want to know what everybody knows that i don't!
WAIT!
no, i don't...oh boo...
My broom needs a propeller too. Maybe that's why I've been having trouble taking off.
Nanc, that is hilarious...nothing personal there...just plain funny!
well, kell - if these things didn't really happen to me, i'd have to make them up just to clear my head. my husband is a comedian. once he tossed a whisk broom to me and said, "stop parking your sports car where i can trip over it!"
My husband is the punster. He once got a 12-sided die thrown at him for a pun during a game with friends.
It is a good thing that you also have a sense of humor...otherwise you could go mad.
I'd make a comment about thrust to weight ratio's, AoW but perhaps I'd better get out of here while I've still got my hide...
bock-bock.
Ahh..
The dreaded "bock-bock" moment.
(psst, don't fall for it!)
bock-bock?
hey warren - we're coming up on our first anniversary - should we do a campfire chat? wait a minute - YOU missed our first anniversary!
TO THE COUCH WITH YOU! WAIT UNTIL I TELL NANCPOP! IT'S PORTY COACHER TIME FOR YOU PODNER!
putcher hardhat on!
i am sooooooooo telling!
I'm sorry Nanc, It just doesn't seem like 1 year 1 month 12 days 6 hours and 45 minutes!
BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Oh and happy birthday before I forget that too!
Goodnight Gracie.
...six hours and some odd minutes...*;[
mornin' george.
i feel another "oh boo" moment coming on - oh, yes i do!
Who's there?
bock-bock you little whippersnapper! not knock-knock!
I had to read this [and most of the comments] to 'The Pop.' Who's also very handy with all those in-the-man-place tools and stuff.
I feel a propeller coming on... LOL
Grannneee
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