Government is not reason; it is not eloquence; it is force! Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington -
"A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves." --French philosopher Bertrand de Jouvenel--
"Or in our case hyenas." --Warren / Longrange1--
Tuesday, June 06, 2006
Proven Conclusively, Glen Reynolds, The AntiChrist!
I had a leftist math professor in college. He decided to be brazenly anti-establishment and wouldn't even show up to class, EXCEPT to teach numerology as a science.
The class wasn't all bad, however. He allowed us to give grades to ourselves. Wanna take a guess as to how we handled that little privilege?
Yea, AOW, but if we add the numerological values of the combined letter grades for the class divided it by the Professors name and subtracted the year the course was given; what number would we come up with?
Hmm?
No answer, I suspected as much!
You're in on the plot, AREN"T YOU? (he said with a sneer).
In fact, one day he strolled in to one of our "groups" (no traditional class allowed, so he split us up) and caught me teaching some basic arithmetical skills. I got reprimanded for being part of the establishment.
Well, he got fired at the end of the term. All he ever reported in for was his paycheck.
BTW, he was one of the youngest people ever to get a Ph.D. in math. A real wonder, apparently.
Well Ben, you see, Nanc is usua... Oh! Oh! You meant the InstAntiChrist!
Well, some of use knew it all along but there was an argument between two factions whether it was Glen Reynolds or Pee Wee Herman... or was it Andrew Sullivan.. hmm.
Well, no matter, now we know and uhh...err.. Well we know and the numbers are there, you see?
speaking of numerology - I heard that if you subtract john browns shoe si ze from his iq multiply it times his age and then add the total number of years he was in college you still get zero...I got one of those emails to prove it
they're taking their sweet time hooking up the dsl at our new residence so had to come to the office today just to let you all know i'm better than okay.
hope to post a goodun before i leave today. have been missing you ALL!
" Well, if we multiple 666 by 2 wel'll have double satan - must be Dubya (can we pin it on him anyway??)"
Of course we can!
But if we represent 666 in base 6 then 666 becomes 1000 and we throw away all the sixes. We don't really need all those 6,7,8,9s. I belive we should eliminate them and donate all the money we save to a home for retarded Marxists or a new pair of shoes for Elmers brother.
Speaking of loony mathematicians! Who would want to, EB? Do like me, wear sandels most of the time! No, EB, the red shoes are for blinding people at church! AoW- Got your e-mail, but blogger sure was acting obnoxious yesterday! Couldn't even read comments.
To quote a general, "Nuts"! It is rather tedious to struggle to see anything! I quit and read a new book, David and Leigh Eddings, "Regina's Song". Sad and strange story.
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Numerology!
I had a leftist math professor in college. He decided to be brazenly anti-establishment and wouldn't even show up to class, EXCEPT to teach numerology as a science.
The class wasn't all bad, however. He allowed us to give grades to ourselves. Wanna take a guess as to how we handled that little privilege?
Yea, AOW, but if we add the numerological values of the combined letter grades for the class divided it by the Professors name and subtracted the year the course was given; what number would we come up with?
Hmm?
No answer, I suspected as much!
You're in on the plot, AREN"T YOU? (he said with a sneer).
Zero! I learned nothing in that class.
In fact, one day he strolled in to one of our "groups" (no traditional class allowed, so he split us up) and caught me teaching some basic arithmetical skills. I got reprimanded for being part of the establishment.
Well, he got fired at the end of the term. All he ever reported in for was his paycheck.
BTW, he was one of the youngest people ever to get a Ph.D. in math. A real wonder, apparently.
Hey, what ever happened to nanc? She ok?
MZ,
Nanc is fine, she's in the process of moving and very busy right now. I heard From her today, she should be back soon.
Thanks, Warren. I was worried about her. Not like Nanc to be out of site for so long.
Gee, I guess I dont get it....
Well Ben, you see, Nanc is usua... Oh! Oh!
You meant the InstAntiChrist!
Well, some of use knew it all along but there was an argument between two factions whether it was Glen Reynolds or Pee Wee Herman... or was it Andrew Sullivan.. hmm.
Well, no matter, now we know and uhh...err.. Well we know and the numbers are there, you see?
I'm glad I could clear this up for you.
AOW, there are a disproportionate number of mathematicians that are on the looney side.
Blogger is back up! That was a long outage.
speaking of numerology - I heard that if you subtract john browns shoe si ze from his iq multiply it times his age and then add the total number of years he was in college you still get zero...I got one of those emails to prove it
I love your new category: "Clown Watch."
My last comment was directed to EB. Guess I've been online for too many hours.
There is no "I" in team.
However, there are three in multiple personality disorder.
hey, stop talking about me behind my back!
they're taking their sweet time hooking up the dsl at our new residence so had to come to the office today just to let you all know i'm better than okay.
hope to post a goodun before i leave today. have been missing you ALL!
the lowliest sinner misses you
i am the lowliest...how can i miss myself unless i were beside myself?
Hi, Nanc! Long time.
conspiracy brother, the doctor called, your brain is ready. he said you could use the drivethru and bring your own hammer
clown with a "k"
EB,
Klown doesn't last long here.
I loooove a JB-Free environment!
i know, brooke - i feel my sinuses clearing as i write this! like a breath of fresh and clean air.
Well, if we multiple 666 by 2 wel'll have double satan - must be Dubya (can we pin it on him anyway??)
I kept checking the bottom of my shoes when I came in here..turns out it was JB...My Bad
Missinglink said,
" Well, if we multiple 666 by 2 wel'll have double satan - must be Dubya (can we pin it on him anyway??)"
Of course we can!
But if we represent 666 in base 6 then 666 becomes 1000 and we throw away all the sixes. We don't really need all those 6,7,8,9s. I belive we should eliminate them and donate all the money we save to a home for retarded Marxists or a new pair of shoes for Elmers brother.
for some strange reason, i picture elbro without shoes at most times, so i'd rather donate to some good foot powder!
nanc - I'll pretend to ignore that comment.
ML - Why not octal or hexadecimal for that matter?
ML - I could use the new shoes BTW
I meant Sir Warren what's wrong with octal or hexadecimal?
Speaking of loony mathematicians! Who would want to, EB? Do like me, wear sandels most of the time! No, EB, the red shoes are for blinding people at church!
AoW- Got your e-mail, but blogger sure was acting obnoxious yesterday! Couldn't even read comments.
tmw
EB said,
"what's wrong with octal or hexadecimal?"
My mother was scared by an octalpus.
:^)
"snicker"
tmw
TMW,
Mike's America has been calling our blog server "Booger Blogger." Works for me!
ok hex then (for nanc)
AOW,
I had a name that was a little more X-rated in mind but booger bologger works for me too.
EB said,
"ok hex then (for nanc)"
Whoa!
I'm not touching that with the fabled 3.048 meter pole!
Besides that, if she started using hexidemical notation, we would never really be sure if she posted a soup recipe or was cussing us out!
What's the difference nobody understands her now.
ffe08 1ab76
heayyyyyyyyy...i didn't even have the pleasure of being here for most of this!
moto bene...mmmmmmm, good soup.
Warren,
I had a name that was a little more X-rated in mind but booger bologger works for me too.
I have a few names as well. All X-rated. My husband was an MP, and I learned some choice terminology. ;)
To quote a general, "Nuts"! It is rather tedious to struggle to see anything! I quit and read a new book, David and Leigh Eddings, "Regina's Song". Sad and strange story.
tmw
EB,
What's your size (only the shoes please).
ML - hahaha
shoe size is 9 1/2 give or take
linkster - don't let him fool you into thinking he wears shoes...
Yeah Nanc.
I know them folks from the hilly areas.
EB,
9 1/2
Gee small feet!
ohhh you said shoe size...hold on..nanc we wear shoes to church and funerals
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