Friday, June 16, 2006

oh boo moments!

i'm quite sure we've all had them. elbro asked beak the other night what his most embarrassing moment was and the same night i heard THIS story:

my husband was talking to his former employers in yakima, washington, and was asking about his former cohorts, one in particular who i'll call "rocky" because hey, that's his name.

rocky was and still is a goofball to this day. with a stature of 4'13", he has much to be unthankful for. he has what i commonly refer to as "banty rooster syndrome" - apologies to all my short friends out there who may be reading this.

when we knew rocky, he had a girlfriend named "jennifer" and they had three sons together. as far as i know he was and is a good father. it seems jennifer recently had ANOTHER son and rocky didn't believe the child to be his so paternity tests were needed.

they tested ALL the children and come to find out, the last one IS the ONLY child who does belong to him!

OH BOOOOOOOOO!!!

20 comments:

Elmer's Brother said...

Is this true Nanc? OML! Where's my wife?

the merry widow said...

Good grief, this is what happens when there is a breakdown in morals! Sad, but not surprising. Wonder how he's handling it?

tmw

nanc said...

i only know what i heard, elbro...

tmw - bet he doesn't hang out with her anymore!

tazzmax said...

Jeez Nanc, what a nightmare,.....that sounds like some of the crap on the Springer show!

nanc said...

tazz - you watch the springer show?

tazzmax said...

Nanc,......NOOOOOO!

I can't stand that red headed commie @#$%^&* sob!

MissingLink said...

I just hope she didn't beat Rocky up after the tests.

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

One time Dad grounded me and my brothers from shooting rifles in the house after 10pm, so we were pretty miffed.

Anyway, it all started when my older brother and my oldest brother decided that it would be a good idea to build a campfire in the living room. To no avail I argued that the dining room would be a much better place. My brothers were hellbent on burning up the living room.

Anyway, we get this fire going really high and hot and the ceiling, which on the other side is my brother's bedroom floor, catches fire.

Well guess what happens next. That's right. My brother's rifle catches fire. The ammo belt starts cooking off, so there's all manner of .50 caliber slugs whizzing through the air, and OHH BOO! It's 10:03pm.

Dad comes running downstairs, and he's mad. Oh, yeah. He's pissed.

And he whooped us for not building the campfire in the dining room, like he told us a million and one times.

nanc said...

ROFLMHEO - as soon as i compose myself i'll be back with a response to that!

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

Well, I did change around 99% of the details to protect the guilty.

Brooke said...

Only ONE of them... Daaaang!

tazzmax said...

Beamish, tsk, tsk!

beakerkin said...

Can we expect a movie on the horizon Young Beamish in MO. Elijah Wood plays the future President and world class humorist.

beakerkin said...

This is more common then you think
I have seen seventy tear olds find out their 48 year old child is not theirs. Yet at a certain point does it matter after 48 years? The relationship is there but the mother is another story.

Elmer's Brother said...

Mr President..may I suggest that this story not be revealed during the campaign or at least reveal it during the first news cycle...we don't want the MSM to think alcohol was involved.

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

Alcohol, hell. We were lucky to have enough alcohol in the house for a pot of coffee.

eyesallaround said...

The poor guy.. Didn't he have any clue she was running around like this? That's a wild story.

nanc said...

well, they did have a "rocky" relationship! bwahhhhh!

lot's of split ups in the midst of their - ahem - relationship...

Russet Shadows said...

Ya know, some things you just should leave well enough alone. I feel for the guy, though -- that has to suck!

nanc said...

like a kirby, russet, like a kirby...