Thursday, May 24, 2007

CLEAN WHITE COATS, PLEASE



conspeorism in its priestly garments (stained).

Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to
leave because I'd go berserk?? Well...
You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see
I've gone completely out of my mind.. And..
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be
happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!

You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said
that loosing you would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT???
I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and
laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad... And..

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa,
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you pay me back
for all my kind unselfish loving deeds.. Huh??
Well you just wait, they'll find you yet and when they do they'll put you
in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!!! And...

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy
to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming
to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haa!!!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time... (fade out)

Hey, buddy!
Yes officer..
You a head?
No, but I'm catching up, ha ha ha....

link: american spectator

12 comments:

PhoenixFire said...

WHAT...HAVE...I...DONE??!!!!

The Merry Widow said...

One of my favorite songs...how did you know?

tmw

nanc said...

oops! wonder if we can still say:

ha-ha-ho-ho-hee-hee?

Anonymous said...

Do blood stains come out w/bleech?

nanc said...

peroxide.

PhoenixFire said...

Or fire.

Gayle said...

Cold water if the blood is fresh.

Well... that certainly got my attention, Nanc!

Ducky's here said...

And my name is Jack and I live in the back
of the Greta Garbo home for wayward boys and girls
we all love Jack ,we live in the back
of the Greta Garbo home for wayward boys and girls

There goes Fred with his hands on his head cause he thinks he's heard the bomb
and here comes Superman who really puts it on
there's lots of fun and I love to run up and down the stairs
I make as much noise as I want and no one ever cares

And my name is Jack and I live in the back
of the Greta Garbo home for wayward boys and girls
we all love Jack ,we live in the back
of the Greta Garbo home for wayward boys and girls

There's Carl over there with his funny old hair and he's never sad at all
and when he I grow up I want to run as fast as my friend Paul
there's the prettiest girl in the whole wide world and her name is Melody Mend
and here comes ma with brother Tom who's probably my best friend
well ,Tom is my best friend ,my best friend ,well ,Tom is my best friend

And my name is Jack and I live in the back
of the Greta Garbo home for wayward boys and girls
we all love Jack ,we live in the back
of the Greta Garbo home for wayward boys and girls

nanc said...

different ailment, plucky.

Kelly said...

Ah, the memories of Dr. Demento :)

Brooke said...

AH, my Daddy used to sing this when we were little... Memories. :)

Farmer, try hydrogen peroxide if the stain has set.

Brooke said...

Oops, Nanc already said that.