Thursday, December 28, 2006

HAPPY NEW YEAR! or "oh boo" moment 2006.9



the above is a las vegas kind of fireworks show - this is where my parents, two of my sisters and their families reside. we won't be with them for the grand event, but we'll be together with our own fireworks!

i'd like to take this opportunity to say "HAPPY ANNIVERSARY" to nancpop - thank you for pursuing me relentlessly for a year or so before i let you catch me!

funny thing - today when i called him on his cell phone, i could all of a sudden hear his and others' voices in the background while i was saying, "hello - hello - hello - anybody there? can you hear me now? ahem! answer the dayamed phone - stop talking about me behind my back! yoo-hoo? i can hear you, but you cannot hear me!"

their side of the conversation went something like this:

nancpop: "soooooooo, you found someone to cuddle with and now what?"

the other guy (i'll call him nathan because that's his name): "two weeks in a row - and i just don't understand why they're not calling me back!"

nancpop: "well, you know i've been cuddling with ___________ (meaning nanc) for about eighteen years now..."

the other guy (nathan): "yeah, but.....undiscernible..."

nancpop: "...or it could be thirty five...undiscernible..."

dear Lord - that would have made him seven at the time...oh boo!

sidenote: if i'm not back by monday evening, please send the st. bernards with plenty of medicine - as we'll be snowed in! and that would be us working on "oh boo" moment 2007...

33 comments:

The Merry Widow said...

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, YOU LOVE-STRUCK IDJITS!
Many, many more!
Good morning, G*D bless and Maranatha!

tmw
PS-St. Bernard's on standby for Monday afternoon!
If you get snowed in, call me and I'll send 'em in!

Kelly said...

Happy Anniversary, Nanc.

You are opposite of me...YOU --birthday in July, Anniversary in December. ME-- birthday in December, Anniversary in July.

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I'd like a little more snow here...it rained and melted all the snow. Now it is just cold and brown.

Elmer's Brother said...

Happy Anniversary Nanc!

Brooke said...

Happy Anniversary, Nanc and Nancpop!

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

My parents just celebrated their 42nd anniversary the other day.

Hope you all have a happy new year!

Elmer's Brother said...

I have a feeling this won't be the first time fireworks have gone off when nanc and nancpop have been together.

The Merry Widow said...

EB_I bet there have been LOTS of fireworks, with plenty more to follow! Star-struck or pie-eyed?

tmw

Kathy said...

Happy Anniversary you two......

Woo Hoo!!

And ALL THE BEST FOR THE NEW YEAR!

Always On Watch Two said...

Happy Anniversary and Happy New Year!

Steve Harkonnen said...

At least I will be making money playing out with the band on New Year's eve. Tonight we had a very decent and active crowd. Three women got up on stage and danced in Bennie's thongs. Frankly, I was extremely mesmerized, aroused, and totally not into playing music after that little episode.

Always On Watch Two said...

Steve,
You got a little distracted? No wonder!

cube said...

Happy *hiccup* Anniversary!

*hiccup*

yeah, I started celebrating early...

Nee said...

Happy anniversary and dont use gasoline on those firecrackers, K ?

nanc said...

thank you all! we had a great weekend and as usual, it didn't last long enough - now i must put everything away...

no snow, but plenty of rain - enough to fill all our tanks for the next time we go to the mountain - nothing like bathing and washing everything in rainwater~!

Farmer John said...

** Hmmmmm, With all the wet eather, iy must have been an indoor fireworks display...**

Happy anniversary!

Farmer John said...

i-yi-yi. it!

nanc said...

ay-yi-yi- i wish!

too many people in that small cabin at one time...

The Merry Widow said...

Nanc-When I get my place built, send 'em over for the weekend!

tmw

nanc said...

what do you mean? i'm sending them for a week or four! we've never had a real honeymoon...oh boo...

Warren said...

Ol' shortfuse 357 and I had one glorious night at Gabes Motor Inn in downtown Owensboro KY.

Shortfuse's mother gave her a bunch of tranks before the wedding and she passed out at supper. (damned near sufficated in her plate of fiddlers!) I watched cable TV.

I think that Elvis', father's, half brother's, adopted son was playing the bar.

nanc said...

warren?

THE gabe's motor inn? kentucky?

nanc said...

p.s. i took a trank (valium) ONCE - that's when i knew...

Warren said...

nanc said...

warren?

THE gabe's motor inn? kentucky?



The very same!

I'm not unculturated yah know, I've been ta Kansas City "and" seened the elephant!

:^)

Shortfuse didn't know what she was taking. She was 19 and mamma just kept handing them to her. Mamma could have taken a bottle full and washed them down with a pint of 151. Bad nerves doncano.

Later, I asked double-wide, (her momma), wtf she thought she was doing. She looked up at me with those shark eyes of hers and said as plain as day, "Mlurph grunt grunt splurp, BURP!"
(think Peggy Bundy's Mother)
Guess she told me off!

Did I ever tell you about the time she inhaled a box of twinkies? It was a sight to behold. Twelve twinkies, (wrappers and all), snorted right up. Spit the wrappers into her spitoon and then delicately wiped the corners of her mawl with the table cloth.

She died in her bed. Everyone knew she was dead because she missed a meal.

nanc said...

i s'pose you had no need for the embalmer after the twinkie incident? they do have a shelf life of 200+ years...

nanc said...

DOUBLE WIDE?!?!?!?!

I'M LMAO NOW!

did she need a pilot car to go to the grocery store?

Warren said...

"did she need a pilot car to go to the grocery store?"

Yea, and a rollback to load her and a chase vehicle with flashing lights.

We took her to an, "all you can eat buffet", once. The manager broke out in a cold sweat!

Lucky for him, she wouldn't fit through the door.

It was a closed piano case funeral. (one nailed on top of the other)

nanc said...

you're killin' me - you're really killin' me!

say goodnight gracie!

Kathy said...

"Ay Yi Yi I wish.."

I know the feelin' Nanc old mate.

Btw Tmw Can I send my lot over to your place too when it's built.

Bwwwhaaa!!

nanc said...

kathy - i have a feeling tmw had best build a dormitory!

USpace said...

..
absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
HAPPY NEW YEAR Infidels

ignore the threat of Jihad
just keep sleeping like sheep
..

nanc said...

heavens to betsy, uspace!

why don't you just start asking people to come to your blog?!? you've posted EVERYWHERE i've been in the last 24 hours - you're not a stalker, are you?

we don't like riddles here unless the person solving them can win a storm door or some such thing...

Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

absurd thought
Devil of the Universe said
Mommas
Don't Your Babies
Grow Up
To Be
Cowboys

daniel said...

Been there in LV for New Years, it was a blast!
FTGF!