Its Official!
Long Range is now a "Troll Abortion Site"! (Look to the sidebar).
Troll posts will be aborted at the discretion of the blog administrators.
We believe that this is a decision between the blog administrators and their creator.
So if you feel like trolling this blog, go ahead, make the post long, we enjoy it more that way.
OK, Nanc; fire up the shop vac for a test run!
vaarrRRROOOOOOOOO(rattle, rattle)ooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMmmmm....
Hmmm, that one must of had a copy of the Communist Manifesto in its pocket!
Special thanks to my best friend on the Internet, Beakerkin of The Beak Speaks, for the concept.
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Warren
224 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 224 of 224A snit plus a huff=a quandry, feed it chocolate or run for your life! Course you could do both!
Warren- congrats on a long thread, it was fun!
tmw
TMW,
Yes it was!
tmw
a quandry is a moral dilemma, something that neithera snit or a huff by themselves indicate. see def. for snit
however if the person of female gender is suffering from PMS then everything is a dilemma and again the treatment is ignore or in rare cases in which the male has been emasculated the male may find himself asleep on the couch
EB- The quandry isweither or not to feed it chocolate(thereby assuring said sufferer feels loved) or running for your life(thereby causing said sufferer to feel unloved, abused, misunderstood and fat)! Self preservation versus loving the dangerous beauty! You feeling lucky, punk?
tmw
TMW - I know what you're thinking. "Did I fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
EB: I- I have rights. Why can't you people just leave me alone?
TMW - If I don't get me some chocolate your head is gonna be splattered all over this field.
[demanding]
(Somewhere in the background is a lame lawyer screaming at TMW)
Where does it say that you've got a right to kick down doors, torture men, deny medical attention and demand chocolate? Where have you been? Does Escobedo ring a bell? Miranda? I mean, you must have heard of the Fourth Amendment. What I'm saying is that this man has rights!
TMW (sarcastically) Well, I'm all broken up over that man's rights!
EB: That couch is looking comfy. Do you mind?
this is officially a runaway thread.
EB- You must have been feeling lucky! Rightminded calls me Skillet O'Malley, for me virtuoso playing of iron skillets upon hard heads!
AoW-Read as much of that thread as I could stomach, toni seems(cough) to have a bit of a problem!
Nanc-You noticed?
EB-That man was all broken up over my broken rights! Why do you need the sofa again? You are definitely not ready for Eternity! Nanc and I would run all over you! Sir Warren, I think we need a shot of testosterone to go with the A-1 sauce! Why don't you have some dark chocolate, you need the seratonitmw
Sorry, teens roaming through house talking to me alert!
seratonin
tmw
TMW - I am merely feigning defeat (like most men) in order to finish watching the ball game.
EB- All you had to do was say something, I'm not so mean as to deprive a man of his sports! Even if it is basketball...
tmw
tmw -
Huh? Were you talking to me?
EB- It was about when you wanted to sit on a couch! I commented on your retreat from reality due to Nanc and I teasing you. Then you said it was so you could finish watching your ball game. So, I said all you needed to say was,"I'm watching a ballgame." and I wouldn't have bugged you. You spread yourself out too much EB, no wonder the bunny ran off the cliff!
tmw
you're interrupting the game woman!
shush!
dear God, elbro - what is it with you "shushing" people? this isn't a leisurely ski trip!
Dear nanc - in an effort to watch the Suns kick the living crap out of the Clippers I will only spell this out once for you....
S
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Nanc- Either EB is an almost serious basketball fan or... he's about to chase his wife. In either case, what the heck is he doing online?
MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tmw
No I can multitask
men - you gotta love 'em - you can't legally kill them and get away with it...
I can do all three at once haha
EB- After being married, yeah maybe you can, but all three suffer when you don't concentrate!
tmw
I don't think so
Dream on EB, dream on!
tmw
Sir Loin of Beef?
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