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If you need help, ask me and I will be glad to give you a hand.
For my friends, no strangers. (if you, a stranger, become a friend first)
I hope I'm not stepping on the boss's toes (Mr Beamish) but if someone wants a custom Avatar, let me know. Its yours owing only to my consrtaint of time. If you aren't familiar with graphics programs and have an idea for a picture you would like to have for your blog, I'll see what I can come up with.
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you must be the most thoughtful person. thank you so much, but i think beamish had aow in mind for rosie, check this one out:
http://zenguin.com/webjay/wecan.jpg
although the hair IS me, i don't want to upset beamish, or aow. now i feel treated. actually, i'm more like the drunken squirrel! except i don't drink hard liquor, only a couple of beers or seven...
back to the drawing board you creative genius.
p.s. i cannot imagine ANY woman being terrible to you. guess i've never understood that aspect of some women - self absorbed is the best i can describe this phenom.
I love them! I'm more like a Church-going old lady though. lol.
Where would I put it? I have a silver star on my site right now. You would have to go down past the archives. It is from technorati.
warren:
i think something has happened to our canadian pal elijah's blog. the same notorious 'blog not found' screen is popping up again.
drummaster - did you try to link there from one of his comments? i'll see if i can and get back here.
i just linked on his name from another post and his e-mail is the only link up - try e-mailing him from his post an article down.
Nanc you do need an Avatar for effective satire in the artform known as Beamishism.
Anum just sent over a sponsor for my blog.
Nanc,
Back to the drawing board!
LOL
That is strange though, I haven't talked to him about it and I cetainly don't want to upset anyone. I'll go ahead and pull them down.
Rosemary,
You can plug them in to a post just as you would a regular photo.
Say, you were quoting Ted Kennedy. The picture of the drunken squirrel would make several points without saying a word.
They can be downloaded and saved to be stored elsewhere or used directly from my image storage with my permission.
I use a site that specializes in image storage for eBay and other auction outfits and I have no bandwidth restriction.
DM, I believe he has pulled down his blog again.
The Beak and I might have given him too much to digest at one time. I think he might have went on a reading binge.
I noticed he was down two days ago and sent him an Email.
No reply. :^(
In time, I believe he will be back. At least he didn't pull his profile down.
don't get me wrong, warren - i am flattered. did you check out the link i left? might be worth presenting to sir beamish for aow to review. i think beamish sees me more as a siren:
http://www.elmgrovewi.org/images/Siren.jpg
or was that a siren:
http://www.goldgryph.com/goldgryph/cards/images/siren.JPG
nope, it is definitely a siren:
http://www.sirencentral.com/asp_pages/user_images/PG%20-%202001%20Mesh%20Screen%20Siren%20-%20View%20Of%20Park%20Bldg.jpg
When are we going to make a blog for the homeless to call there own. It seems to me that one blogger I know would have a wonderful blog.
Jules K asked me to remove her from my list. My first rejection. She was also my first comment from a stranger. She has been misunderstanding the point of my posts for two months. I wonder if this is the end.
jules seems a little highstrung - it's not your fault jacob. when people take me the wrong way i would hope they would confront me about it. she seems to be someone who cannot be confronted. and quite perhaps a smidgen too far to the left. there is a fine line we walk. she'll be okay - i know you are.
FB, If I may ask, what's to misunderstand?
You guys will have to excuse me for a while. I'm logging off and going to another operating system so I can do my taxes and some graphics work in windows based software.
I usually use Linux but I'm more familiar with some of the windows based software, and right now, I don't want to take the time to learn different programs.
She liked to treat me as a child. I love the fact that all other bloggers treat me like an aquatic mammal as that is what I am.
Jules took my posts and comment either to seriously or not enough.
Treating me like a child is one persons job.. My mother-in-law!
I have found a lot of good animation on the web. I will post some links this week sometime.
ort, ort, ort, ort.
Nanc: you [Warren] must be the most thoughtful person
He is!
Have I been missing out on a discussion, Warren? I feel "in medias res" here.
Rosie is good and is a great idea. Can I use it? Legal and all that? If so, I can switch from the VA state seal.
What I had originally thought of is an animated avatar of a woman frantically typing at a computer keyboard. Above her head is a dialogue bubble with "Stupid dhimmis!" Doesn't have to be animated, though, now that I think of it.
I am golden blond out-of-a-bottle and wear oversized glasses. I have shoulder-length hair, layered, with swept bangs.
Just giving you the details in case you feel inspired. You can email me @
AlwaysOnWatch@aol.com
Nanc,
Upset me? Well, nobody likes to because I can be fierce. Hehehe.
Don't worry about upsetting ME. But Beamish??? Look out!
I affended Beamishe's musical tastes on my blog. He was understanding. I just don't need friendly enemies. I need liberal enemies, and help from my brothers and sisters to defend the cause.
aow - did you catch my first rosie? she's a beaut! i know beamish pictures you as rosie and that is why i couldn't accept this kind gesture.
i have a mess of hair nearly to my waste (i cut three inches last night) and it is black and silver and semi-curly. i like to wear those tiny on the end of my nose reading glasses.
jacob - beamish will let you know when he disagrees with you but i've never seen him shun anybody for personal differences. grown-ups don't usually act that way ;}
Testing avatar.
Warren,
I upload the image to PhotoBucket. As you can see, the text doesn't show up very well in the comment. That's okay. I could do without text.
Anyway, you can see it now.
I'll email you in a second.
F.B.,
Beamish has no trouble expressing himself, but I don't see him holding grudges.
Nanc,
I used to wear those tiny glasses, but now I need Varilux lenses.
So, Beamish sees me as Rosie. That's pretty good! I like it!
I figured this much. But thanks for the encouragement. I am sure only my opinions about music will be differant from those of the rest of the family.
I still need some more suggestions for the band of the week. I will do my best to use suggestions in following weeks.
FB,
You're way ahead of me in the adding-sound stuff.
What kind of music are you adding? I don't usually have my speakers on when I visit various sites.
Beamish might disagre with you, but he's still a bud.
He and I usually agree (99%), but not always. No big deal to either of us.
i'm still a homeless blogger...
p.s. imagine if we were all exactly alike? boRing!
FB,
Don't let them fool you. Dissin Lynyrd Skynyrd could earn you a slap up side the head with a dead mackerel!
Next thing ya know ya'll be dissin the Axemans favorite "Molly Hatchet"!
BWa hahahahahaha!
I thought about joining your Society for People with Nouns for Last Names. But you'd laugh at mine!
thank you for not laughing - out loud at least...
Never, even diss Lynyrd Skynyrd to an Alabamian!
Nanc, I've seen worse. You didn't see mine before I had to pull it down!
actually - they do the most beautiful dance i've ever seen - they really should have a more elegant name. like peacock - no wait...
aow - now i love just about all music, but as far as secular - outlaw is THE best - let's beat jacob up over this! NO SKYNYRD - PSHAW! where does he get off? i may have to tickle his arse with a feather over this! madnanc
p.s. - love your avatar aow!
The sloshed squirrel looks fantastic!!
linkster - the squirrel is not JUST sloshed - just look at the poor little thing - someone has violated that rodent!
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