Monday, November 06, 2006

a prize post

i just read this post at frontpage magazine, by poster impertinent - who i've always just called "perty" - he is truly one of the most comedic posters this side of beamish, i felt compelled to share:

"Democratic National Convention 2008 Agenda

7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.

7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.

7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.

8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.

8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding Barney Frank Presiding.

8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:35 P.M. Free Sadam Rally Cindy Sheehan , Susan Sarandon.

9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender French President Jacques Chirac.

9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund

9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay. Sean Penn.

9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military, A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton

9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award, presented by Michael Moore.

9:55 P.M., Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

10:00 P.M. How George bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers, Howard Dean.

10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahnadinejad.

11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet

11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War criminals , John Kerry

11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Mrs. Rodham Clinton

12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home"

don't really know when i might recover from this - on a more serious note, warren's special gun post is directly below this. my apologies, warren - this could not wait!

p.s. i did not correct ANY misspellings - they belong to the owner.


Anonymous said...

Too funny for words.

To be a fly on the wall in this convention...


beakerkin said...

Ted Kennedy needs to retire.

FLORIAN said...

You forgot to mention the orgy that starts right after midnight! Bill Clinton and 10 interns.....Hillary with Rosie and Oprah.

The Merry Widow said...

Donal has it up too! It's a riot, which has been a good description of DNC conventions since the '60's!
Good morning, G*D bless and Maranatha!


nanc said...

a must read, also snagged from fpm:

why are people so desperate?

nanc said...

eeek - i meant the party...desperate...

Anonymous said...

7:15 I'm not sure there is a UN Pledge of Allegiance. Are you sure they won't just sing the Internationale?

cube said...

This is not so far off from the truth. I'd love to hear how they talk when the public isn't listening.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't. I've no desire to learn how to speak Esperanto.

Brooke said...

Happy hour is EVERY hour at the Senate! Whoooo-hoooo!

The Merry Widow said...

Nanc- I used Longrange to sneak into my site by the backdoor! I posted your recipe, but of course it's waaaay down the page and started a new draft. As soon as I published your recipe, I went to my site the regular way, and voila, it was back! Wonder if there was a publishing glitch that got straightened out by publishing? Whatever, it worked!


Anonymous said...

How did you forget the ceremonial Mexico Flag raising by Illegal Immigrants?

Kelly said...

I am still trying to catch my breath...roflmao.

"Hillary's Coronation"....bwaha ha ha!!


The scary part ... how true.

They should also add the latest abortion count.

nanc said...

yeah, kell - the forty two plus million lost causes...the forty two plus million non votes...crying shame.

The Merry Widow said...

Which is why they are losing numbers. The conservatives love children, and aren't so selfish!


Warren said...

Comments just dissapeared on the gun post.

Just seeing if I can jar them loose.

nanc said...

hey, it's warren!

hope it's not the person trying to hack me!

Elmer's Brother said...

they left one out thing...their search for talking points

Mr. Ducky said...

Hey, how'd you guys like the election.

Rethugs looked like Alex Rodriguez trying to chase down a fast ball in the post season.

Turn out the lights it's over.

Wonder if there's a suicide watch over at Free Republic. They better keep rijob away from the razors.

Hey Beak, Teddy got 76% of the vote. Tought one.

Damn, even Indiana broke ranks. What a freaking arse kicking. Say good by to the neocons. No float up this election.

Always On Watch said...

Well, the Dems now have two years to show just how much better they can do.

I wouldn't hold my breath on that one!

Warren said...

Ducky said:
Yada yada yada.

What an asnine, surly, childish little twit you are!


The only way the dims won seats in Indiana, (and the Rebublicans still own the State government), is to run them as conservatives complete with vows to vote against "gay marriage" and support for the second amendment.

Of course their pathological liars, much as you.

Elmer's Brother said...

Beak...That's the problem with Teddy he retired 25 years ago

Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.
- Will Rogers

Communists are people who fancied that they had an unhappy childhood.
- Gertrude Stein

Poor Dukkky.

Warren I's not fair they have rocks and all we have are machine guns.

nanc said...

the things in this post do not seem so farfetched - they're still possible, only now more acceptable.

Freedomnow said...

Hi Nanc I suspected you of foul play but I made my rounds and didnt see you mention my party at all.


eyesallaround said...

ROTFLMAO!!! That is hysterical! I've forwarded it to my husband. Who knows maybe he'll forward, then they'll forward.... then someone at the DNC will get it and think "YA! Now this looks like a winner to me!"

Mike's America said...

This has just been adapted as the new order of business for tne next Congress. And of course Teddy K. can still start happy hour early.

nanc said...

mike - it's scotch-thirty somewhere in the world at all times.

thank you for visiting.

hey everybody - that was mike!