...an addendum...
today, after church and lunch - nancpop, the all powerful, was in the kitchen sweeping up some mess he'd made - when i passed by and gave him the over the glasses, one eye cocked, librarian look (oh, trust me - it's hot!).
he gazed into my not cocked eye and said, "funny - who'd've (he who speaks in three-word contractions) thought you could use one of these as a broom?!?"
...oh boo...
27 comments:
jes.....many of my wives use a broom....I sweep out the riff raff like bedouins...they're worse than wild dogs...my wives I mean
there is no place worse to be than in a quandary.
book the seventh - series of unfortunate events.
it is a mistake to think you assume women could get along within the same continent.
Again....rofl!!!!
I tell these to my friends and family here delight in their guffaws.
The chinese pictogram for trouble, is 2 women under the same roof...wonder if it goes back to Noah and the ark...just wondering!
Good morning, G*D bless and Maranatha!
tmw
BTW-You better take the offer of a slightly used husband out of the The Thrifty Nickle...
LOL at that graphic!
Do they make motorized versions?
kelly - it must be these things happen to me for the pleasure of everyone else?
oh boo...i feel so used.
tmw - i get along great with other women - it is they who have a problem with me!
aow - i believe that one's the stick-pony-type version, not quite as much power as the 1.5 litre.
I think NancPop has a broom fetish. Who can blame him? Women who clean are sexy!
He is sending you a sublimal message. Your sexiness will increase tenfold the more you clean the house.
I would suggest that you clean the bedroom while wearing skimpy clothing on the weekends and that should add some zing to your domestic life.
FERN!
have you been watching me through google earth?
Why don't you get nancpop to hitch one of these to your new Charger? It would take the "sux" out housework!
"Have you been watching me through Google Earth?" ROFT! I write an entire post to be humorous and you did it in one sentence! LOL!
I liked the graphic too. Snagged it!
"Sheik da Booty"! BWAAAHAAAHAAAA! Your comment threads are totally hilarious.
Nancpop seems to make a lot of broom jokes at your expense. No wonder he just bought you a sweet new ride!
oh gayle - WE are serious over here at the cuckoo's nest!
brooke - he does seem to get swept up in them at my expense, doesn't he?
THAT'S IT FOR HIM!
What's a broom? I use a vaccuum.
how do you get behind the fridge?
why dank you Gayle...I could add one more to my stable...
ms. nanc...quandry's are nothing...have you been to Damascus lately?
now there's a place no one should be...
you know the old adage..What good can come from Damascus...or was that Cairo??? Anyway...
once in de two day war my wife she flew out to bring me some shwarmas and was nearly taken out by an Israeli anti aircraft missile...darn the bad luck...(pbuh)
is my alter ego here...I am looking for john "the pig" brown
no - he's not here - probably trying to stay out of my fly pattern.
Speakin' of which, who's flyin' CAP today? warren?
that does it..I'm never cleanin agin..lol
we're all providing SAR right?
no talking in code!
woman - nothing is sacred anymore.
ooohhhh that smell...
can't you smell that smell....
John Brown has been here
nanc
CAP = Combat Air Patrol....you're "fly" pattern
SAR = Search and Rescue
don't worry I was often SIQ witht he acronym blues
I knew that, the AF base I live next to trains SAR, so I get to hear the dummy explosions and hear the different planes and helicopters running around.
I will miss that part of being on the mountain...no daily dosage of KC-135s, Warthogs and black helicopters. :sigh:
Good morning, G*D bless and Maranatha!
tmw
Hey! I like three-word contractions too, Nanc!
I wrote a poem centered around just such a word a few years ago.
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