Government is not reason; it is not eloquence; it is force! Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington -
"A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves." --French philosopher Bertrand de Jouvenel--
"Or in our case hyenas." --Warren / Longrange1--
Friday, July 14, 2006
off like a bra in a drive-in
i haven't been home in two weeks and have been aching to see our mountain!
there is a new troll in the neighborhood - ahmadinejanice!
beware. she makes brownie look like a mental giant. i'll be bock-bock-bock!
AoW- Most men are! Also, please, please, puhleaseeeeeee! Don't even mention offspring from those 2! I won't be able to eat today! Think of the welfare, SSI and institutional charges for each one! It would bankrupt the country!!!!!!!!!! Good morning and G*D bless, except AoW, because she grossed me out first thing this morning!
Strictly speaking, this isn't Nanc's blog. This is our blog and your childish attempts to glode nanc are starting to annoy me!
You are an unredeemable nitwit and unwelcome here. I suggest you take your road show over to the net nanny pages where some poor 6 year old would be impressed with your "knowledge", "logic" and "maturity".
I realize that there are some people that believe the sun rises and sits in their ass and whose comprehension abilities rival that of a flat worm, (not to insult flatworms). But rest assured that, no, this "whole post isn't about you", you are merely comic relief.
The wonder of comment moderation is that you don't have to read the whole comment, the commenters name tells you everything you need to know.
Poof! Evaporated into the ether, its gone. Much like your brain!
On the other hand, continue to post, it gives me great pleasure to know that you're wasting your time as I delete them in mass.
Warren- I had the scene from the original "Pink Panther", where a maid asks Peter Sellers why men always wanted a cigarette after ...! I got that image and was snickering to myself! Sorry to drag you off to a Trivia game, or not! Good morning and G*D bless!
janice thinks this post was about HER!!! how self-centered is that?
but, alas the joke was on her - it was my own self-centeredness of being able to go home for a long weekend that brought this post on - once again, the left is duped! evil nanc saved the day.
had a couple of "oh boo" moments while away, of which i'll post more about later. remember the spankin' new truck and how nancpop likes to wear underwear?
well, now that we have a porty coacher, we could put the 27" t.v. out there and play like we're watch'n a movie or seven...the seats in the back of the 'burban can be removed...well, maybe when it cools down!
There used to be Four Drive-ins here in town. They have all closed down several years ago and nothing remains of them. The last local drive-in, across the river in Kentucky, closed two years ago.
Had a lot of fun and there are some good stories I could tell. Sneaking in, getting drunk, getting tossed out and rousted by the cops. Making out in the back seat.
Once I had a double date with a pair of sisters and a friend. They wanted to see their brother in the two movies he was in, "Hells Angles 68" and "Hells Angles 69". I don't think I ever knew his real name, his biker name was Turtle. I met him a couple of years later. (my friend and one of the sisters lived together for three or four years). His problem was that he thought he was as "Bad" as he was in the movie.
He finally saw the light, (when the swelling went down), LOL!
All the movies I saw, or saw part of.
The Graduate, Two Lane Blacktop, Vanishing Point, Doctor Zhavago, the vampire movies and cowboy movies, all the science fiction movies, Thoroughly Modern Millie.
I used to go almost every weekend and if the movie wasn't interesting enough we would leave and cruise Frishes Big Boy and the other drive-in restaurants.
i saw vanishing point and electra glide in blue at the drive-in back in the day amongst a host of others.
it used to be five bucks a carload, so as if it weren't enough that we'd fit 16 or 14 people in the car - we'd also have several in the trunk! what a blast!
the best were loading up a pick-up truck with lawn chairs and an ice chest and line up with all the others with the same in mind and have a tailgate party.
warren - do you remember the "chilly dilly" dill pickles they used to have in the wooden kegs and later in the huge jars? they were so wondy with popcorn.
those were the days, my friend - we thought they'd never end...they ought to write a song about that...
Vanishing Point and Two Lane Blacktop were pretty good for Hollyweird. I was not fortunate enough to see them in a Drive-In, but, being a techie gearhead appreciate them anyway.
One of my few drive-in experiences were interrupted by an idiot from the class behind mine at HS. He had stolen what he thought was the math final and wanted me to do the answers for him. I did and he got 0. The teacher had changed the test on him!!!! I think he still blames me for putting down the wrong answers.
Another memorable evening my lady and I were going to watch the Kama-Sutra, BUT, the fog rolled in within 5 minutes of the beginning. We got rainchecks, BUT AGAIN, I was on my way to boot camp before I could use them.
Hmmmm, maybe this is why I am not quite as nostalgic about drive-ins!!!
Nanc said: "warren - do you remember the "chilly dilly" dill pickles they used to have in the wooden kegs and later in the huge jars? they were so wondy with popcorn."
Yea, and all those silly intermission clips urging you to go to the concession stand, Dancing ice cream cones and the hot dog with the bun putting it through "tricks". I'll swear that those scratched up pieces of film with the distorted sound tracks were left over from the fifties!
Hell! I know they were, I remember going to the drive-in with mom and dad when I was a little kid and the same intermission clips playing!
I got fogged out more than once. Two of the drive-ins were almost in the bottoms along the river. It wasn't uncommon for the fog to roll in. But we usually made the best of it! ;^)
Warren, if the movie wasn't interesting enough we would leave and cruise Frishes Big Boy and the other drive-in restaurants
In the days when we had drive-in movies here, we didn't have a Big Boy. But we had Tops, which had the best burger in the world. They called in "The Sirloiner."
A huge multi-plex stands on the site of the old drive-in theater nearest to our house. While there were a few rumbles at the drive-in, nobody ever got seriously hurt. At the multi-plex, on the other hand, a fellow had his hand cut off by a machete a few years ago. Gang war, I think.
During the drive-in days, all my boyfriends had small cars--VW's. I was very limber and quite the contortionist when I was younger. ;)
Warren- Or you were to busy making your own! Fog that was. hehehe. In Fla. it is so humid, especially in the summer, that just breathing caused it! Probably helped it rain more. Good morning and G*D bless!
Did the Sirloiner hamburger have Louisiana hot sauce on it? Be careful how you answer, for God has commanded us not to bear false witness. The difference between a ground beef sandwich and a hamburger is that a hamburger has 3 drops of Louisiana hot sauce on it.
I saw Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back in a drive-in theater.
I think there is still one drive-in theater out in the middle of nowhere near St. Louis (take the West Bumphuck exit and go 6 miles miles past East Jesus)
Someone e-mailed me saying how pissed Fudd was, and I was just wondering if a brilliant fellow like SAMBO WARREN the INJUN KILLER could elaborate on why that was.
I know his panties were in a bind over a make-believe 'threat' before, so I just figured...
Nanc- I wouldn't soil my computer with his e-mail addy! I'd have to take it to the shop for some major bebugging, antiviral, psychological, and just plain therapy! My computer isn't used to garbage like that!
Anonymous- There isn't enough to laugh at with jobro. He's a pathetic twit, not worth the sewage you'd have to swim through to find one turd worth laughing at! Tazz- Glad you and our favorite contrarian got a chance to meet! You can come to Fla., we only got to 89 today! Did you enjoy the "snob" brew Nanc "forced" on you? G*D bless all!
jb - it is a class II felony what you did. It doesn't matter whether you meant it or not, it's whether or not I or my family felt threatened by it. So if you hear the sirens I would pack up your computer to take it with you to jail. Perhaps you'll gain some readers there. I hear there is quit a sizable population of idiots and morons in jail. So you'll fit right in.
elbro - having worked in the criminal justice system for quite some time - i can tell you this, the majority of hardened criminals are not unpatriotic nitwits. they LOVE their mothers and their country and some are dying for a piece of apple pie. they would have their way with brownie and throw his limp little hiney in a corner with the mop water. his nonsense WOULD rate right up their with child molestation and they don't like that at the big house.
well, that's easy elbro - i was coming here after i'd visited your site to say the exact same thing you said about the trolls with skidmarks and was laughing about the word verification and i thought you'd understand - nevermind.
97 comments:
p.s. tazz will be back from vacation next week so i'll be filling in the blanks hopefully by monday evening or tuesday morning.
warren - stop yourself before the Lord does!
Darn, and I thought I had a new punching bag and you all are banning her!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Such a no-brain, vicious MORON though.
anonymous - i'll not have her clogging the board with her venomous hate.
warren wouldn't like it either! ...i think...
Another abortion served!
Nanc,
I love the title here. Bwahahahaha! Brings back a few **cough** memories.
I see the new "troll math" on the left sidebar. Much neater look!
she makes brownie look like a mental giant.
Only if you use the metric system. By standard measurement of leftist intellect, she's in the same okra to snap pea range.
http://www.audioblogger.com/media/74031/244288.mp3
In all seriousness, a post title like that should come with a photo.
Mr. Beamish,
In all seriousness, a post title like that should come with a photo.
So, you're a visual learner.
Janice has bonded with the Stain. Saw her comment over there. Just think of the offspring if they reproduce!
AoW- Most men are!
Also, please, please, puhleaseeeeeee! Don't even mention offspring from those 2! I won't be able to eat today! Think of the welfare, SSI and institutional charges for each one! It would bankrupt the country!!!!!!!!!!
Good morning and G*D bless, except AoW, because she grossed me out first thing this morning!
tmw
AOW,
So, you're a visual learner.
Nah. I just like to be kept abreast of titilating images.
Another interesting development:
http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3275886,00.html
Janice, let me explain something to you.
Strictly speaking, this isn't Nanc's blog. This is our blog and your childish attempts to glode nanc are starting to annoy me!
You are an unredeemable nitwit and unwelcome here. I suggest you take your road show over to the net nanny pages where some poor 6 year old would be impressed with your "knowledge", "logic" and "maturity".
I realize that there are some people that believe the sun rises and sits in their ass and whose comprehension abilities rival that of a flat worm, (not to insult flatworms). But rest assured that, no, this "whole post isn't about you", you are merely comic relief.
The wonder of comment moderation is that you don't have to read the whole comment, the commenters name tells you everything you need to know.
Poof! Evaporated into the ether, its gone. Much like your brain!
On the other hand, continue to post, it gives me great pleasure to know that you're wasting your time as I delete them in mass.
Select all> refuse, its deleted.
Was it good for you?
Anyone got a cigarette.
Mr. Beamish,
abreast of titilating images
Bwahahaha!
Warren,
Janice has also been aborted at my blog. I posted an brief explanation at "9/11 Tribute."
Warren- After Nabc's "off" comment, now your cigarette one, you would wonder where this blog is headed! Works for me. snicker
tmw
The Merry Widow said,
"Warren- After Nabc's "off" comment, now your cigarette one, you would wonder where this blog is headed! Works for me."
To quote that famous philosopher, Vinnie Barberino; What?
"snicker"
No thanks, the peanuts get caught in my teeth. Got a Milkyway?
;^)
I wacked Janice on Thursday. The woman is truly a Nazi. I'd actually put her one step below Brown Stain, and that distinction doesn't come easy.
Warren- I had the scene from the original "Pink Panther", where a maid asks Peter Sellers why men always wanted a cigarette after ...! I got that image and was snickering to myself! Sorry to drag you off to a Trivia game, or not!
Good morning and G*D bless!
tmw
MZ,
I'd actually put her one step below Brown Stain...
Limbo, anyone? "How low can you go?"
This is a first pests like Janice tend to end up by me. Sooner or later another one known as Gert will show up. He objects to anti Communism.
Break out the Ferggie... ;)
janice thinks this post was about HER!!! how self-centered is that?
but, alas the joke was on her - it was my own self-centeredness of being able to go home for a long weekend that brought this post on - once again, the left is duped! evil nanc saved the day.
had a couple of "oh boo" moments while away, of which i'll post more about later. remember the spankin' new truck and how nancpop likes to wear underwear?
oh, and before i forget, a photo for beamish:
http://employees.csbsju.edu/lmealey
/hotspots/Chapte11.jpg
anything for you beamish!
The one on the right, the left, or at the top??
don't know - i'll let him have his pick!
jeez - i almost forgot about warren's request:
http://www.robertellison.com/SitedG
allery/Cigarette.jpg
my goodness, there are so many aborted trolls on the left sidebar - warren has been busy.
Nanc,
I does look a bit like 'killing fields' doesn't it?
We like it that way.
the boobs, the cigarette, or the trolls, linkster? they're all killers so i guess it doesn't really matter...
Iben, you old bat!
Old American Indian saying, "If it was up your butt you'd know where it was!"
Where are the boobs Nanc?
I see no boobs.
The Top Ten Things Men Know
*FOR SURE* About Women
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10. They have boobs
linkster - please see my post to beamish.
aow - yup!
AOW,
only some of them!!
#9 would be that, They will fish for negativity until they find it.
"Do I look fat?"
---No
"Are you sure?"
---Yes
"I feel bloated and this dress makes it obvious"
---You look great.
"You are just saying that, last week you said you didnt like my dress"
---Its not my favorite color.
"And you said I look great. You are such a liar."
...Dont feel bad, you still have 8 more...
Freedom Now,
LOL. But what you mentioned are learned bits of info. The item I posted is, uh, instinctual.
BTW, my nearly-boobless cousin sent me the list.
perkies NEVER go south, aow!
fern - i like the line, "honey, do these pants make my butt look big?" "why no, it's your big butt that makes your butt look big!"
How does a man keep a woman off of his motorcycle??
He absently metions "Honey, I think my motorcycle makes your butt look BIG!!".
nanc said:
"fern - i like the line, "honey, do these pants make my butt look big?" "why no, it's your big butt that makes your butt look big!"
WRONG!!!
Correct answer is:
Honey, I thought that was a THONG!!
Nanc,
linkster - please see my post to beamish.
Ohhhhh.
(A bit dissapointing)
oh, anonymous - is it all about the scooter to you?
nanc,
Naaah, scooters are primarily for around town economy and convenience.
You still need a Japanese or Italian Supersport for real excitement!!
now you're bragging!
Are drive-ins still around? All the drive-ins in the D.C. area closed long ago.
i believe they're making a comeback in some places. the last we went was about nine years ago in the state of washington.
Nanc,
That picture wasn't what I had in mind, but I've already said a mouthful.
nanc?
Mr. Beamish,
That picture wasn't what I had in mind, but I've already said a mouthful.
"Any more than a mouthful is..."--you know the rest, I'm sure.
You need some troll repellant.
Nanc,
Last year, we took a road trip to Kentucky. We saw a few drive-in theaters there.
I miss the drive-ins. For several reasons. ;)
bet i miss drive-ins for the same reasons...
Nanc,
Yeah. Oh, for the good ol' days!
well, now that we have a porty coacher, we could put the 27" t.v. out there and play like we're watch'n a movie or seven...the seats in the back of the 'burban can be removed...well, maybe when it cools down!
Nanc,
We don't have a porty coacher. Bummer!
Well, we have a sort of porty coacher. It's attached to our shed.
sometimes we must make do with what we have!
There used to be Four Drive-ins here in town. They have all closed down several years ago and nothing remains of them. The last local drive-in, across the river in Kentucky, closed two years ago.
Had a lot of fun and there are some good stories I could tell. Sneaking in, getting drunk, getting tossed out and rousted by the cops. Making out in the back seat.
Once I had a double date with a pair of sisters and a friend. They wanted to see their brother in the two movies he was in, "Hells Angles 68" and "Hells Angles 69". I don't think I ever knew his real name, his biker name was Turtle. I met him a couple of years later. (my friend and one of the sisters lived together for three or four years). His problem was that he thought he was as "Bad" as he was in the movie.
He finally saw the light, (when the swelling went down), LOL!
All the movies I saw, or saw part of.
The Graduate, Two Lane Blacktop, Vanishing Point, Doctor Zhavago, the vampire movies and cowboy movies, all the science fiction movies, Thoroughly Modern Millie.
I used to go almost every weekend and if the movie wasn't interesting enough we would leave and cruise Frishes Big Boy and the other drive-in restaurants.
i saw vanishing point and electra glide in blue at the drive-in back in the day amongst a host of others.
it used to be five bucks a carload, so as if it weren't enough that we'd fit 16 or 14 people in the car - we'd also have several in the trunk! what a blast!
the best were loading up a pick-up truck with lawn chairs and an ice chest and line up with all the others with the same in mind and have a tailgate party.
warren - do you remember the "chilly dilly" dill pickles they used to have in the wooden kegs and later in the huge jars? they were so wondy with popcorn.
those were the days, my friend - we thought they'd never end...they ought to write a song about that...
Warren;
Vanishing Point and Two Lane Blacktop were pretty good for Hollyweird. I was not fortunate enough to see them in a Drive-In, but, being a techie gearhead appreciate them anyway.
One of my few drive-in experiences were interrupted by an idiot from the class behind mine at HS. He had stolen what he thought was the math final and wanted me to do the answers for him. I did and he got 0. The teacher had changed the test on him!!!! I think he still blames me for putting down the wrong answers.
Another memorable evening my lady and I were going to watch the Kama-Sutra, BUT, the fog rolled in within 5 minutes of the beginning. We got rainchecks, BUT AGAIN, I was on my way to boot camp before I could use them.
Hmmmm, maybe this is why I am not quite as nostalgic about drive-ins!!!
Nanc said:
"warren - do you remember the "chilly dilly" dill pickles they used to have in the wooden kegs and later in the huge jars? they were so wondy with popcorn."
Yea, and all those silly intermission clips urging you to go to the concession stand, Dancing ice cream cones and the hot dog with the bun putting it through "tricks". I'll swear that those scratched up pieces of film with the distorted sound tracks were left over from the fifties!
Hell! I know they were, I remember going to the drive-in with mom and dad when I was a little kid and the same intermission clips playing!
:^)
Hey Anon!
I got fogged out more than once. Two of the drive-ins were almost in the bottoms along the river. It wasn't uncommon for the fog to roll in. But we usually made the best of it!
;^)
Warren,
if the movie wasn't interesting enough we would leave and cruise Frishes Big Boy and the other drive-in restaurants
In the days when we had drive-in movies here, we didn't have a Big Boy. But we had Tops, which had the best burger in the world. They called in "The Sirloiner."
A huge multi-plex stands on the site of the old drive-in theater nearest to our house. While there were a few rumbles at the drive-in, nobody ever got seriously hurt. At the multi-plex, on the other hand, a fellow had his hand cut off by a machete a few years ago. Gang war, I think.
During the drive-in days, all my boyfriends had small cars--VW's. I was very limber and quite the contortionist when I was younger. ;)
we must stop this waxing before drummaster or one of the other whippersnappers comes in and calls us a bunch of old coots!
aow - hehehehe...i'm still pretty limber getting there, it's the comin' back that kills me everytime!
Nanc,
We may be a bunch of old coots, but we're coots with EXPERIENCE!
ah yes...the experience of drive-ins - aha! something they'll never know~!
Warren- Or you were to busy making your own! Fog that was. hehehe. In Fla. it is so humid, especially in the summer, that just breathing caused it! Probably helped it rain more.
Good morning and G*D bless!
tmw
AOW,
Did the Sirloiner hamburger have Louisiana hot sauce on it? Be careful how you answer, for God has commanded us not to bear false witness. The difference between a ground beef sandwich and a hamburger is that a hamburger has 3 drops of Louisiana hot sauce on it.
I saw Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back in a drive-in theater.
I think there is still one drive-in theater out in the middle of nowhere near St. Louis (take the West Bumphuck exit and go 6 miles miles past East Jesus)
OK, I'll be the straight man here and not pull up Yahoo Maps.
Do West Bumphuck and East Jesus really exist??
Hey SAMBO WARREN the INJUN KILLER,
Have you heard anything about Fudd's kids being molested by anyone lately? I heard DHS was 'investigating' these claims... you know what that means.
watch your mouth, brownie.
i just love it when the evidence COMES to you! what could be better than this, eh warren?
i'm home, brownie and my eyes are on you. howz it feel to be making your own case against you?
I'm just asking the question, shitposter.
Someone e-mailed me saying how pissed Fudd was, and I was just wondering if a brilliant fellow like SAMBO WARREN the INJUN KILLER could elaborate on why that was.
I know his panties were in a bind over a make-believe 'threat' before, so I just figured...
i guess brownie doesn't realize how many of us are keeping book on him and just wants to keep adding to the case.
i cannot imagine anybody from our group e-mailing him anything but a summons.
Nanc- I wouldn't soil my computer with his e-mail addy! I'd have to take it to the shop for some major bebugging, antiviral, psychological, and just plain therapy! My computer isn't used to garbage like that!
tmw
nanc,
You can't expect much more from mentally deficient types like John Brown Stain.
He NEEDS to be feared and treated like he is important but all he can get is LAUGHS AT HIM, not WITH HIM.
I wonder what kind of grooming the Chicken Hawk used on him???
No I don't. I take that back. JOHN BROWN STAIN, DO NOT TELL ME HOW YOU WERE RECRUITED BY THAT CHICKEN HAWK!!! I AM WARNING YOU!!!!
Hint: It was an anonymous source who e-mailed me the tip.
Sort of like Ahmed Chalabi.
then you can be rest assured it was no friend of ours.
LoBrow forgot to mention in the comment he made on my blog that he's a moron. Just in case you're wondering why it's gone.
Anonymous- There isn't enough to laugh at with jobro. He's a pathetic twit, not worth the sewage you'd have to swim through to find one turd worth laughing at!
Tazz- Glad you and our favorite contrarian got a chance to meet! You can come to Fla., we only got to 89 today! Did you enjoy the "snob" brew Nanc "forced" on you?
G*D bless all!
tmw
jb - it is a class II felony what you did. It doesn't matter whether you meant it or not, it's whether or not I or my family felt threatened by it. So if you hear the sirens I would pack up your computer to take it with you to jail. Perhaps you'll gain some readers there. I hear there is quit a sizable population of idiots and morons in jail. So you'll fit right in.
hey tazz and everybody else!
elbro - having worked in the criminal justice system for quite some time - i can tell you this, the majority of hardened criminals are not unpatriotic nitwits. they LOVE their mothers and their country and some are dying for a piece of apple pie. they would have their way with brownie and throw his limp little hiney in a corner with the mop water. his nonsense WOULD rate right up their with child molestation and they don't like that at the big house.
Warren,
I'd say that you've made your position crystal clear. Whether or not the one you addressed can comprehend your points remains to be seen.
Elmer's Brother,
You're exactly right about the legal definitions. I checked it out.
My apologies to the residents of the penal system.
elbro - i'll pass on your sentiments...
you are not our new anonymous friend, f.i. so out you go - warren i need a troll abortion chit mark.
at least learn to spell! there are only a couple of misspellers we allow and who are quite welcome here and they know how to spell the "eff" word.
One chit comming up plus 9 more for amajanicehad.
I was thinking about using slightly different chits for non-"stain"ing trolls.
:^)
I suggest a troll with skid marks on it
Good idea EB.
I'll have to see what I can do.
okay elbro - that idea sucking word verification of yours has taken my idea and transplaced it with you! give it back! i won't ask twice!
now, elbro - and nobody will get hurt...
I'm not sure I understand nanc.
EB-Sometimes our Nanc becomes incomprehensible, but she is our Nanc, we don't want to change her either!
tmw
well, that's easy elbro - i was coming here after i'd visited your site to say the exact same thing you said about the trolls with skidmarks and was laughing about the word verification and i thought you'd understand - nevermind.
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