Sunday, January 28, 2007
MEMO TO THE COMMUNITY
TO: The Community
FROM: your fearless leader by proxy, baby nanc duvalier, her nancness
i never realized how tiring this leader business could be - a nap after every earthshattering decision - i wasn't getting a thing done!
everyone questioning my every motive, backing me into a corner proved too much - EVEN FOR ME!
therefore, i appoint THE MERRY WIDOW (former secretary to the inferior) as our new leader until warren returns to assume his duties in a capacity most worthy of "The Community".
thank goodness i did get the longrange name change in before my retirement. you people are brutal, brutal i tell you...now i must have another nap...
in the event tmw cannot fulfill her obligations here, always will attend to her duties. after that, the leader chain will be broken and we'll be taking applications for serious leaders.
thank you for your patience in these most serious matters.