Friday, October 15, 2004

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7 comments:

nanc said...

AH-HA!

Elmer's Brother said...

IN MOST places this is called false advertising.

Elmer's Brother said...

this will be easy for the jury to figure out. I didn't start my blog till Feb of 2005. Therefore it's simple to see right through this computer trickery. Enjoy the day in court...although I am still mulling over settling for the trail mix.

Warren said...

Gee, EB, You didn't know that we have ESP (Extra-Sensory Posting)?

That's why the disclaimer says "Foremost among these Sites, at some future date, will be a blog known as Elmers Brother."

nanc said...

civil suits are known to drag out and sap the system and your wallet, elbro...

Elmer's Brother said...

ok I'll take the trail mix, but I assume you will add the macadamia nuts prior to shipment. I'll have Jacki send you the fedex sticker.

nanc said...

i knew you'd see things varren's vay - vee have our vays...