i just read this post at frontpage magazine, by poster impertinent - who i've always just called "perty" - he is truly one of the most comedic posters this side of beamish, i felt compelled to share:
"Democratic National Convention 2008 Agenda
7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.
7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.
7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.
8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.
8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding Barney Frank Presiding.
8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:35 P.M. Free Sadam Rally Cindy Sheehan , Susan Sarandon.
9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender French President Jacques Chirac.
9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund
9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay. Sean Penn.
9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military, A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton
9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award, presented by Michael Moore.
9:55 P.M., Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
10:00 P.M. How George bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers, Howard Dean.
10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahnadinejad.
11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet
11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War criminals , John Kerry
11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Mrs. Rodham Clinton
12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home"
don't really know when i might recover from this - on a more serious note, warren's special gun post is directly below this. my apologies, warren - this could not wait!
p.s. i did not correct ANY misspellings - they belong to the owner.
Too funny for words.
ReplyDeleteTo be a fly on the wall in this convention...
batya
Ted Kennedy needs to retire.
ReplyDeleteYou forgot to mention the orgy that starts right after midnight! Bill Clinton and 10 interns.....Hillary with Rosie and Oprah.
ReplyDeleteDonal has it up too! It's a riot, which has been a good description of DNC conventions since the '60's!
ReplyDeleteGood morning, G*D bless and Maranatha!
tmw
a must read, also snagged from fpm:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.tldm.org/News9/Communist
PartySupportingDems.htm
why are people so desperate?
eeek - i meant the communist...er...dhimmiwittedcrat party...desperate...
ReplyDelete7:15 I'm not sure there is a UN Pledge of Allegiance. Are you sure they won't just sing the Internationale?
ReplyDeleteThis is not so far off from the truth. I'd love to hear how they talk when the public isn't listening.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't. I've no desire to learn how to speak Esperanto.
ReplyDeleteHappy hour is EVERY hour at the Senate! Whoooo-hoooo!
ReplyDeleteNanc- I used Longrange to sneak into my site by the backdoor! I posted your recipe, but of course it's waaaay down the page and started a new draft. As soon as I published your recipe, I went to my site the regular way, and voila, it was back! Wonder if there was a publishing glitch that got straightened out by publishing? Whatever, it worked!
ReplyDeletetmw
How did you forget the ceremonial Mexico Flag raising by Illegal Immigrants?
ReplyDeleteI am still trying to catch my breath...roflmao.
ReplyDelete"Hillary's Coronation"....bwaha ha ha!!
[shudder!!]
The scary part ... how true...how true.
They should also add the latest abortion count.
yeah, kell - the forty two plus million lost causes...the forty two plus million non votes...crying shame.
ReplyDeleteWhich is why they are losing numbers. The conservatives love children, and aren't so selfish!
ReplyDeletetmw
Comments just dissapeared on the gun post.
ReplyDeleteJust seeing if I can jar them loose.
hey, it's warren!
ReplyDeletehope it's not the person trying to hack me!
they left one out thing...their search for talking points
ReplyDeleteDuck,
ReplyDeleteWell, the Dems now have two years to show just how much better they can do.
I wouldn't hold my breath on that one!
Ducky said:
ReplyDeleteYada yada yada.
What an asnine, surly, childish little twit you are!
LOL
The only way the dims won seats in Indiana, (and the Rebublicans still own the State government), is to run them as conservatives complete with vows to vote against "gay marriage" and support for the second amendment.
Of course their pathological liars, much as you.
Beak...That's the problem with Teddy he retired 25 years ago
ReplyDeleteCommunism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.
- Will Rogers
Communists are people who fancied that they had an unhappy childhood.
- Gertrude Stein
Poor Dukkky.
Warren I know...it's not fair they have rocks and all we have are machine guns.
the things in this post do not seem so farfetched - they're still possible, only now more acceptable.
ReplyDeleteHi Nanc I suspected you of foul play but I made my rounds and didnt see you mention my party at all.
ReplyDeletehmmm.....
This has just been adapted as the new order of business for tne next Congress. And of course Teddy K. can still start happy hour early.
ReplyDeletemike - it's scotch-thirty somewhere in the world at all times.
ReplyDeletethank you for visiting.
hey everybody - that was mike!