Government is not reason; it is not eloquence; it is force! Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington -
"A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves." --French philosopher Bertrand de Jouvenel--
"Or in our case hyenas." --Warren / Longrange1--
Sunday, April 01, 2007
April fools!
Google/Gmail is in rare form today with at least two jokes going.
which reminds me of the time a good joke was played on one of our female investigators - someone put a baggie of white powder substance on the hood of her unmarked car - she being the uptight, type a personality, sent it to the s.o. for analyzation - not knowing it was one of the investigators there who put it on the hood of her car - when she found out, we gathered some dried cow patties and sent them through the county courier to his office to see if they were growing magic mushrooms - well, needless to say - it just kept getting worse and worse...she eventually stung him in the behind with her stun gun when he was leaned over into another car - he folded like a cheap t.v. tray!
Don't forget to stand your eggs on end today!
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ReplyDeletewhich reminds me of the time a good joke was played on one of our female investigators - someone put a baggie of white powder substance on the hood of her unmarked car - she being the uptight, type a personality, sent it to the s.o. for analyzation - not knowing it was one of the investigators there who put it on the hood of her car - when she found out, we gathered some dried cow patties and sent them through the county courier to his office to see if they were growing magic mushrooms - well, needless to say - it just kept getting worse and worse...she eventually stung him in the behind with her stun gun when he was leaned over into another car - he folded like a cheap t.v. tray!
beamish has a hidden one at his place.
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