tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7806780.post116317147352845526..comments2023-10-30T03:20:42.937-05:00Comments on Longrange: the pleasure of mississippiWarrenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17720528359843578475noreply@blogger.comBlogger76125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7806780.post-1163554849080924242006-11-14T19:40:00.000-06:002006-11-14T19:40:00.000-06:00progressive taxation Dukkky redistribution of weal...progressive taxation Dukkky redistribution of wealth...is this a green party platform...must be why they haven't ever won..<BR/><BR/>how does it feel to be in a minority numbnutselmers brotherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03382038085149828957noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7806780.post-1163507303068457812006-11-14T06:28:00.000-06:002006-11-14T06:28:00.000-06:00FERN! put the neighbor's dog DOWN!RIGHT NOW AND N...FERN! put the neighbor's dog DOWN!<BR/><BR/>RIGHT NOW AND NOBODY GETS HURT!<BR/><BR/>i think it'd look much better on the other neighbor's cat...meow...nanchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08809768490674110768noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7806780.post-1163482090893147022006-11-13T23:28:00.000-06:002006-11-13T23:28:00.000-06:00Nanc,The mohawk -V- started at the forehead.This g...Nanc,<BR/><BR/>The mohawk -V- started at the forehead.<BR/><BR/>This gives me an idea...Freedomnowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09498640235994153216noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7806780.post-1163434341955326962006-11-13T10:12:00.000-06:002006-11-13T10:12:00.000-06:00just thought i'd bring another foot by, plucky - s...just thought i'd bring another foot by, plucky - seems you've had your two in your mouth so long your face has lost elasticity and you need another to fill the dead space.<BR/><BR/>check the numbers again.nanchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08809768490674110768noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7806780.post-1163373079717811322006-11-12T17:11:00.000-06:002006-11-12T17:11:00.000-06:00I saw Bocephus in concert in "86" at the Oakland C...I saw Bocephus in concert in "86" at the Oakland Colliseum.<BR/> He was with the"Hag" and Ricky Skaggs.tazzmaxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08975526184867649521noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7806780.post-1163354778620235682006-11-12T12:06:00.000-06:002006-11-12T12:06:00.000-06:00Okay, Mr. B., WHERE'S MY GRITS?I've got butter, se...Okay, Mr. B., WHERE'S MY GRITS?<BR/>I've got butter, sea salt and fresh ground pepper!<BR/>I know I wasn't involved in that incident, I was dodging police to get back to my apartment when Cruise went whacko in Palm Bay, Fla. I lived about a quarter of a mile from the last place he was holed up! It was 12:30 am, and I had just gotten off of work, all I wanted to do was go home to bed!<BR/><BR/>tmwThe Merry Widowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07931051881434050901noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7806780.post-1163351485799125382006-11-12T11:11:00.000-06:002006-11-12T11:11:00.000-06:00chico, california?that was you?sorry about the 9 m...chico, california?<BR/><BR/>that was you?<BR/><BR/>sorry about the 9 mm incident...nanchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08809768490674110768noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7806780.post-1163351036613696222006-11-12T11:03:00.000-06:002006-11-12T11:03:00.000-06:00couldn't let this post pass without these words by...<I>couldn't let this post pass without these words by bocephus (who i had the pleasure of seeing live in 1986 or '85):</I><BR/><BR/>Hey! I was at that concert!(((Thought Criminal)))https://www.blogger.com/profile/17311656184275255223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7806780.post-1163350872081769512006-11-12T11:01:00.000-06:002006-11-12T11:01:00.000-06:00Nanc and TMW,Have a troosuthner make you grits som...Nanc and TMW,<BR/><BR/>Have a troosuthner make you grits sometime. You'll notice the difference.(((Thought Criminal)))https://www.blogger.com/profile/17311656184275255223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7806780.post-1163344849330918352006-11-12T09:20:00.000-06:002006-11-12T09:20:00.000-06:00yup!is chilly here this morning - hot coffee is mo...yup!<BR/><BR/>is chilly here this morning - hot coffee is more like it...now, where did i put that irish cream?<BR/><BR/>haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!nanchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08809768490674110768noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7806780.post-1163343803718776612006-11-12T09:03:00.000-06:002006-11-12T09:03:00.000-06:00Yeah, damn shame about that Nanc..Guess you'll be ...Yeah, damn shame about that Nanc..<BR/><BR/>Guess you'll be passin' on a Fosters then mate?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7806780.post-1163342665843493832006-11-12T08:44:00.000-06:002006-11-12T08:44:00.000-06:00yeah, it's not quite beer thirty here in arkansas....yeah, it's not quite beer thirty here in arkansas...YET!nanchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08809768490674110768noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7806780.post-1163342633365611182006-11-12T08:43:00.000-06:002006-11-12T08:43:00.000-06:00my husband's twice the man he used to be~!oh, i be...my husband's twice the man he used to be~!<BR/><BR/>oh, i believe in yesterday~!<BR/><BR/>take it away kathy!nanchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08809768490674110768noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7806780.post-1163339090934079332006-11-12T07:44:00.000-06:002006-11-12T07:44:00.000-06:00Yesterday.. All my troubles seemed so far away.Oh ...Yesterday.. All my troubles seemed so far away.<BR/>Oh I believe in yesterday.<BR/><BR/>Suddenly! .. ( Your cue Nanc)<BR/><BR/>(It helps if you have had a coupla beers!) Bit earlyfor you though mate!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7806780.post-1163303566980359192006-11-11T21:52:00.000-06:002006-11-11T21:52:00.000-06:00hmmmmm...daddio? i thought that was generally ack...hmmmmm...daddio? i thought that was generally acknowledging the other guy's i.q....no wonder they turn around and chase me off the road - which here in the ozarks usually means a side road that always leads back to the road you were on in the first place!<BR/><BR/>have you ever noticed that? we took a 100+ drive one day just out seeing the sights without a map and kept turning left and lo and behold we ended up back home. there were a couple of times we came to water - in which case we just backtracked and continued turning left...nanchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08809768490674110768noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7806780.post-1163303208410201712006-11-11T21:46:00.000-06:002006-11-11T21:46:00.000-06:00"If you didn't somehow acknowledge the driver comi..."If you didn't somehow acknowledge the driver coming from ta other direction you were considered down right rude."<BR/><BR/>In the Ozarks, we do the fingerlift!Al-Ozarkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03034820391347139672noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7806780.post-1163302970523945202006-11-11T21:42:00.000-06:002006-11-11T21:42:00.000-06:00ahem - fern? did the "v" in the double mohawk beg...ahem - fern? did the "v" in the double mohawk begin at the neck or your forehead?<BR/><BR/>and conservatives have generally never conformed - what are you talking about?!?<BR/><BR/>laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!nanchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08809768490674110768noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7806780.post-1163301428010637522006-11-11T21:17:00.000-06:002006-11-11T21:17:00.000-06:00Nanc asked what a double mohawk looks like. Well,...Nanc asked what a double mohawk looks like. Well, the one I sported was in a V-shape. Usually when I got a mohawk I never spiked it because I didnt want to look like a fashion punk. But this was a wicked cut so I generously applied hairspray every morning until I was almost hospitalized from the fumes (JK).<BR/><BR/>I've always been a non-conformist and that is why I despise the anti-Bush crowd. They are lost in a sea of psychobabble like Socialist sheep without a paddle (not that sheep would know what to do with a paddle if they had one, but thats the point).<BR/><BR/>Conservatives are the new non-conformists.Freedomnowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09498640235994153216noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7806780.post-1163294173989430622006-11-11T19:16:00.000-06:002006-11-11T19:16:00.000-06:00kathy - yes it is yesterday here from where you ar...kathy - yes it is yesterday here from where you are - is there anything you need to know about it? i'm your girl - i can tell you!!!<BR/><BR/>KUHNKAT?<BR/><BR/>my apologies for not including your name in the veteran's day post - my terrible. thank you for your service, past, present and future!nanchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08809768490674110768noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7806780.post-1163292878890665572006-11-11T18:54:00.000-06:002006-11-11T18:54:00.000-06:00Hey Nanc, ain't it yesterday up your way? It's tod...Hey Nanc, ain't it yesterday up your way? <BR/><BR/>It's today down under!!! Heh Heh..<BR/><BR/>Sorry can't help with the footy scores, my crystal ball is broken.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7806780.post-1163280296040015532006-11-11T15:24:00.000-06:002006-11-11T15:24:00.000-06:00i was born in san diego where i learned at the age...i was born in san diego where i learned at the age of nine to make grits the old fashioned way!<BR/><BR/>couldn't let this post pass without these words by bocephus (who i had the pleasure of seeing live in 1986 or '85):<BR/><BR/>"The preacher man says it's the <BR/>end of time<BR/>And the Mississippi River, she's a-<BR/>goin' dry...<BR/><BR/>The interest is up and the stock market's down<BR/>And you only get mugged if you go downtown...<BR/><BR/>I live back in the woods, you see,<BR/>My woman and the kids and the dogs <BR/>and me...<BR/><BR/>I got a shotgun, a rifle, and a <BR/>four-wheel drive<BR/>And a country boy can survive<BR/>Country folks can survive...<BR/><BR/>I can plow a field all day long,<BR/>I could catch catfish from dusk till dawn...<BR/><BR/>Make our own whiskey and our own <BR/>smoke, too,<BR/>Ain't too many things these old boys can't do...<BR/><BR/>We grow good old tomatoes and <BR/>homemade wine,<BR/>And a country boy can survive<BR/>Country folks can survive...<BR/><BR/>Because you can't stomp us out and <BR/>you can't make us run<BR/>'Cause we're them old boys raised on shotguns...<BR/><BR/>We say grace, and we say ma'am,<BR/>If you ain't into that, we don't give a damn...<BR/><BR/>We came from the West Virginia coal mines<BR/>And the Rocky Mountains, and the Western skies...<BR/><BR/>And we can skin a buck, we can run <BR/>a trot line<BR/>And a country boy can survive<BR/>Country folks can survive...<BR/><BR/>I had a good friend in New York <BR/>City,<BR/>He never called me by my name, just hillbilly...<BR/><BR/>My grandpa taught me how to live <BR/>off the land,<BR/>And his taught him to be a businessman...<BR/><BR/>He used to send me pictures of the Broadway nights,<BR/>And I'd send him some homemade wine...<BR/><BR/>But he was killed by a man with a switchblade knife,<BR/>For forty-three dollars, my friend lost his life...<BR/><BR/>I'd love to spit some Beech-Nut in <BR/>that dude's eye<BR/>As I shoot him with my old forty-five<BR/>'Cause a country boy can survive<BR/>Country folks can survive...<BR/><BR/>Because you can't stomp us out and <BR/>you can't make us run<BR/>'Cause we're them old boys raised <BR/>on shotguns...<BR/>We say grace, and we say ma'am,<BR/>If you ain't into that, we don't give a damn...<BR/><BR/>We're from North California and South Alabam',<BR/>And little towns all around this land...<BR/><BR/>And we can skin a buck, we can run a trot line,<BR/>And a country boy can survive<BR/>Country folks can survive<BR/>A country boy can survive<BR/>Country folks can survive..."<BR/><BR/>thank you, hank!<BR/><BR/>p.s. i don't know how to skin a buck, but i do know how to sweettalk a neighbor out of a hindquarter...nanchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08809768490674110768noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7806780.post-1163279403864125432006-11-11T15:10:00.000-06:002006-11-11T15:10:00.000-06:00Ahem! I was born in Maryland and I can too make g...Ahem! I was born in Maryland and I can too make grits! Properly, instant stink!<BR/>And for cheese, you grate cheddar!<BR/><BR/>tmwThe Merry Widowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07931051881434050901noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7806780.post-1163279340641306972006-11-11T15:09:00.000-06:002006-11-11T15:09:00.000-06:00and they should be able to make a good fresco or y...and they should be able to make a good fresco or yard statuaries!<BR/><BR/>and of course door stoppers...nanchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08809768490674110768noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7806780.post-1163278653591464832006-11-11T14:57:00.000-06:002006-11-11T14:57:00.000-06:00Grits with bacon drippings, and the grits better b...Grits with bacon drippings, and the grits better be thick enough to spackle sheet rock. Otherwise you're a damn Yankee and you should take your high-falootin' ass back north of Kentucky where you belong.<BR/><BR/>(Yeah, I'm in the wrong place)<BR/><BR/>Actually, there is a magical field of energy that encompasses the states of Arkansas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, South Carolina, Kentucky, and Tennessee that affects human birth. <BR/><BR/>Anyone born outside that field of energy will never master the art of making grits.<BR/><BR/>They make instant grits for those kind of people.(((Thought Criminal)))https://www.blogger.com/profile/17311656184275255223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7806780.post-1163271793088609112006-11-11T13:03:00.000-06:002006-11-11T13:03:00.000-06:00Speak on Mr. Smith! To bad you don't run for rang...Speak on Mr. Smith! To bad you don't run for rangel's position, sounds like you have your feet on the ground and no obstructions in your eye!<BR/>Nanc's right, your Mother sounds like a true Southerner! All heart, and ready hands!<BR/>Best to you, and don't be a stranger!<BR/><BR/>tmwThe Merry Widowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07931051881434050901noreply@blogger.com