tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7806780.post115397384633904562..comments2023-10-30T03:20:42.937-05:00Comments on Longrange: O.C.D. (obsessive/compulsive disorder)Warrenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17720528359843578475noreply@blogger.comBlogger77125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7806780.post-1161577094897356872006-10-22T23:18:00.000-05:002006-10-22T23:18:00.000-05:00warren? remember i said i'd tell what my ocd was ...warren? remember i said i'd tell what my ocd was after this column?<BR/><BR/>don't laugh - at least not to my face, but i CANNOT eat a sandwich without putting it down between EACH AND EVERY bite to wipe my hands and mouth with a napkin! it makes for a very long lunch sometimes...<BR/><BR/>is everything okay with you?nanchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08809768490674110768noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7806780.post-1154623895585948082006-08-03T11:51:00.000-05:002006-08-03T11:51:00.000-05:00thank you, john - i take it you're still on vacati...thank you, john - i take it you're still on vacation?<BR/><BR/>gayle - that's schweeeeet! the trollaborter was warren's creation - he's the genius of longrange...nanchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08809768490674110768noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7806780.post-1154623193284963602006-08-03T11:39:00.000-05:002006-08-03T11:39:00.000-05:00Happy B-Day, Nanc!JohnHappy B-Day, Nanc!<BR/><BR/>JohnJohnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00812877792709736341noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7806780.post-1154609355328572062006-08-03T07:49:00.000-05:002006-08-03T07:49:00.000-05:00Wow, Nanc... how is it I never came here before? ...Wow, Nanc... how is it I never came here before? I usually read through all the comments, but 76 is a bit much! :)<BR/><BR/>Is biting your nails "obsessive-compulsive" disorder? I think it is, and my daughter has it. She bites them into little stubs. She's done that all of her life and it used to drive me nuts, but anymore I just ignore it. She had false nails attached for two weeks and it almost drove her nuts that she couldn't bite them.<BR/><BR/>Happy belated birthday, Nanc. May you live long and well! :)<BR/><BR/>Oh... I almost forgot to mention that I love that "Troll Abortion" thingy in your sidebar! ROTFALMAO!Gaylehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02540710405153666843noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7806780.post-1154603171930139732006-08-03T06:06:00.000-05:002006-08-03T06:06:00.000-05:00our neighbor was married to an equally beautiful w...our neighbor was married to an equally beautiful woman. at least that's what i'm told.<BR/><BR/>but then, there was the leopard print speedo...or it could have been zebra...nanchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08809768490674110768noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7806780.post-1154600690071925242006-08-03T05:24:00.000-05:002006-08-03T05:24:00.000-05:00Ah, G*D is an artist! A really well put together ...Ah, G*D is an artist! A really well put together male does cause a little fluttery feeling. Wildlife watching can be a beautiful thing!<BR/>Unfortunately, some of the wildlife wannabes don't measure up to the real deal! When you get 300+ euro males changing clothes on the beach...Happened to some friends at a restaraunt on Cocoa Bch. pier, they lost their appetites, they couldn't cover their eyes because they were busy covering their children's! Ugh!<BR/>Good morning and G*D bless!(especially after that mental vision)<BR/><BR/>tmwThe Merry Widowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07931051881434050901noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7806780.post-1154597225791565492006-08-03T04:27:00.000-05:002006-08-03T04:27:00.000-05:00When The Hunk first moved in, all of us women beca...When The Hunk first moved in, all of us women became porch sitters.<BR/><BR/>Nothing quite like admiring the male physique.<BR/><BR/>And, really, The Hunk was a great guy--not a skirt chaser. So none of the husbands were jealous. They liked him too!<BR/><BR/>One interesting fact I didn't mention: he was a nudist. I learned early on to call first before going over there to harvest his garden or pick some fruit from his little orchard. He had a huge vegetable garden, with plenty to share.Always On Watchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01216119321836479641noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7806780.post-1154575718965876652006-08-02T22:28:00.000-05:002006-08-02T22:28:00.000-05:00ODG, aow! we had a neighbor just like that in cal...ODG, aow! we had a neighbor just like that in california - last name wilson and whenever he'd be outside cleaning his deck or pool, my husband would say, "speedo alert!" five years of highlights - sigh...he had an orange speedo that would make your heart skip a beat or seven. it's a dayam good thing we appreciate the true beauty of nature at nanchouse!nanchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08809768490674110768noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7806780.post-1154543383469535002006-08-02T13:29:00.000-05:002006-08-02T13:29:00.000-05:00Speaking of bikini briefs for men....We used to ha...Speaking of bikini briefs for men....<BR/><BR/>We used to have a neighbor build like Tom Selleck. A real hunk! He had a twenty-something body, despite his 50+ years.<BR/><BR/>One day he had on his Speedos as he will working in his front yard. A schoolbus driver, a woman, came along and very nearly ran off the road.<BR/><BR/>A pity our neighbor eventually put up a privacy fence. But there were no more near-accidents due to women drivers' looking tat The Hunk. LOL.<BR/><BR/>BTW, my husband and I got to be good friends with The Hunk. He was our neighborhood's Good Samaritan. And a political conservative too. Talk about one fellow having it all!Always On Watchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01216119321836479641noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7806780.post-1154516201624751892006-08-02T05:56:00.001-05:002006-08-02T05:56:00.001-05:00Oh boo, good, not godd(whatever that is!)tmwOh boo, good, not godd(whatever that is!)<BR/><BR/>tmwThe Merry Widowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07931051881434050901noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7806780.post-1154516169877989012006-08-02T05:56:00.000-05:002006-08-02T05:56:00.000-05:00Nanc- I thought my late was the reason they still ...Nanc- I thought my late was the reason they still made the things? Also tan through bikini briefs for backyard work! laalalalalalalalala!<BR/>G*D bless and godd morning!<BR/><BR/>tmwThe Merry Widowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07931051881434050901noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7806780.post-1154486563307669072006-08-01T21:42:00.000-05:002006-08-01T21:42:00.000-05:00that's a whole other story, beamish - a whole othe...that's a whole other story, beamish - a whole other story...<BR/><BR/>i may be the reason they started making them.<BR/><BR/>of course, my husband could be the reason they make bikini briefs for men! laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!nanchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08809768490674110768noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7806780.post-1154479512316080692006-08-01T19:45:00.000-05:002006-08-01T19:45:00.000-05:00"girlie boxer briefs"Is that anything like a manly...<I>"girlie boxer briefs"</I><BR/><BR/>Is that anything like a manly tube top?(((Thought Criminal)))https://www.blogger.com/profile/17311656184275255223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7806780.post-1154432515802165392006-08-01T06:41:00.000-05:002006-08-01T06:41:00.000-05:00Nanc- The glasses and plates are here, the refridg...Nanc- The glasses and plates are here, the refridgerator is there, have at!<BR/>The origami pajamas are no problem, it depends on the shape they assume when tossed in the air! What flavor mints? Here's a lb. bag! The beach is thataway! Any questions?<BR/>Good morning and G*D bless!<BR/><BR/>tmwThe Merry Widowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07931051881434050901noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7806780.post-1154431226906296782006-08-01T06:20:00.000-05:002006-08-01T06:20:00.000-05:00BROOKE - you can turn my girlie boxer briefs into ...BROOKE - you can turn my girlie boxer briefs into an origami elephant seal? everybody out of the way - i'm goin' to brooke's!<BR/><BR/>guess i forgot to mention the continental breakfast thing though...nanchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08809768490674110768noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7806780.post-1154404530596800412006-07-31T22:55:00.000-05:002006-07-31T22:55:00.000-05:00Thanks for the Israel banner link, Nanc.:)Thanks for the Israel banner link, Nanc.<BR/><BR/>:)Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01675821942982658692noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7806780.post-1154374830366063002006-07-31T14:40:00.000-05:002006-07-31T14:40:00.000-05:00As long as you don't mind your origami shapes look...As long as you don't mind your origami shapes looking like a relaxing elephant seal... ;)Brookehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03977090801334626461noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7806780.post-1154277002893049852006-07-30T11:30:00.000-05:002006-07-30T11:30:00.000-05:00that is so sweet, brooke! i'm not the best guest ...that is so sweet, brooke! i'm not the best guest though - it's the mint on the pillow thing i'm having a hard time getting over - oh yeah, and my pajamas having to be folded into origami shapes. other than that, i'm okay.nanchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08809768490674110768noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7806780.post-1154274519965337732006-07-30T10:48:00.000-05:002006-07-30T10:48:00.000-05:00Hey Nanc: If'n you're ever in the Cincinnati area,...Hey Nanc: If'n you're ever in the Cincinnati area, we'll keep ya for awhile! We live about 1/2 hour north of there!Brookehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03977090801334626461noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7806780.post-1154272659851087102006-07-30T10:17:00.000-05:002006-07-30T10:17:00.000-05:00i cannot take credit for that, kelly - warren put ...i cannot take credit for that, kelly - warren put it up and i stand with anybody who stands by israel. beamish the show-off put two up - he's always one step ahead. it has something to do with time travel.nanchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08809768490674110768noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7806780.post-1154272179452345582006-07-30T10:09:00.000-05:002006-07-30T10:09:00.000-05:00Nanc, I really like your "I stand with Israel" ba...Nanc, I really like your "I stand with Israel" banner. Good job.Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01675821942982658692noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7806780.post-1154267262941824842006-07-30T08:47:00.000-05:002006-07-30T08:47:00.000-05:00thank you so much linkster - i've always wanted to...thank you so much linkster - i've always wanted to go. my husband just wants to go for the wildlife and probably the armwrestling and brewskis!<BR/><BR/>tmw - now i'm sure linkster will get rid of the cats before we get there...hehehe!nanchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08809768490674110768noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7806780.post-1154255940542761832006-07-30T05:39:00.000-05:002006-07-30T05:39:00.000-05:00Watch out Felis! Nanc loves kittykabobs! Count k...Watch out Felis! Nanc loves kittykabobs! Count kitties before and after visit! <BR/>Nanc- Don't bring and platypuses home, they have nasty tempers and the males have poison spurs on their back legs, or ignore me completely! They might be good for scaring off and illegal aliens who might decide to park on your mountain!<BR/>Good morning and G*D bless!<BR/><BR/>tmwThe Merry Widowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07931051881434050901noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7806780.post-1154240701946949792006-07-30T01:25:00.000-05:002006-07-30T01:25:00.000-05:00Nanc,go to australiaJest let me know WHEN.All I ca...Nanc,<BR/><I>go to australia</I><BR/>Jest let me know WHEN.<BR/>All I can offer is a guest room in our house and meals to keep your energy on a level sufficient to see all these great places around Sydney.<BR/>And our company of course(me Missus, meself and me pussy cats).<BR/>Oh, BTW might've imagined the other six wives.<BR/>Don't know why buy sometimes I just KNOW my previous name was Henry.Dan Zarembahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09067140150563192288noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7806780.post-1154232528112241592006-07-29T23:08:00.000-05:002006-07-29T23:08:00.000-05:001.--Things that scare me:world w/o Godoh boo momen...1.--Things that scare me:<BR/><BR/>world w/o God<BR/>oh boo moments - yikes!<BR/>The electric bill. AHHH!<BR/><BR/>2.--People who make me laugh:<BR/><BR/>nancpop<BR/>nancson<BR/>nancdaughter<BR/>(not necessarily in that order)<BR/><BR/>3.--Things I hate the most<BR/><BR/>internal ugliness<BR/>gluttony<BR/>body fat<BR/>(yikes - i may have a fat phobia)<BR/><BR/><BR/>4.--Things I don't understand:<BR/><BR/>how a c5a can stay in flight<BR/>hatred<BR/>why money is more important than what it can buy<BR/><BR/><BR/>5.--Things I'm doing right now:<BR/><BR/>playing scrabble<BR/>watching heehaw<BR/>having a cold one<BR/><BR/><BR/>6.--Things I want to do before I die:<BR/><BR/>bring everyone i know to the saving grace of Yeshua<BR/>go to australia<BR/>meet madzionist, freedomnow, warren, aow, brooke, donal, jinnyl., beak, mr. dipippo, my kuhnkat, elbro, linkster and last but not least beamish<BR/><BR/><BR/>7.--Things I can do:<BR/><BR/>design clothing<BR/>tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue<BR/>teach a good lesson even if i'm the one learning it<BR/><BR/><BR/>8.--Ways to describe my personality:<BR/><BR/>narrowminded<BR/>unwavering<BR/>possessive, yet giving<BR/><BR/>Things I can't do:<BR/><BR/>make sense of nonsense<BR/>watch a half-hour tele program<BR/>lie<BR/><BR/><BR/>10.--Things you should listen to:<BR/><BR/>God<BR/>Your spouse<BR/>Your kids<BR/><BR/>11.--Things you should never listen to:<BR/><BR/>unreason<BR/>crickets - chirp-chirp<BR/>noise<BR/><BR/>12.--Absolute favorite foods:<BR/><BR/>anything green or red<BR/>anything mexican<BR/>anything italian<BR/><BR/><BR/>13.--Things I'd like to learn:<BR/><BR/>hebrew<BR/>myself<BR/>my family<BR/><BR/><BR/>14.--Beverages I drink regularly:<BR/><BR/>green tea<BR/>coffee quadruple latte with one tsp sugar<BR/>beer: japanese my favorite<BR/><BR/>15.--Shows I watched as a kid:<BR/><BR/>carol burnett show or maybe it was i love lucy<BR/>all in the family<BR/>ed sullivan<BR/><BR/><BR/>16.--People I'm tagging:<BR/><BR/><BR/>still making my mind up on that one!nanchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08809768490674110768noreply@blogger.com